Every time I think of the "I am CONFUSION!" Vine, I try imagining someone be a Base 50 Power Psychic move with a 10% chance of inflicting the Confusion status condition.
You wouldn't think this would happen terribly often and yet...

Every time I think of the "I am CONFUSION!" Vine, I try imagining someone be a Base 50 Power Psychic move with a 10% chance of inflicting the Confusion status condition.
You wouldn't think this would happen terribly often and yet...
a 17 year old black girl in my state was just sentenced to 5 years of probation, gps monitoring, placement at a “women’s center” (which is still a correctional facility), 600 hours of community service, and ordered to pay $150,000 to the family of her rapist, who she stabbed to death in self-defense. there is no fucking justice.
her name is Pieper Lewis, she is a survivor of sex trafficking, and this is the full statement she gave at her sentencing hearing today
Sure, but the food is going to fuckin slap your tits off
It absolutely will not. Slop is slop.
Your mother slopped me good and hard through my jorts
You fucking killed him
Altar of Mars and Venus
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photo: © Marie-Lan Nguyen / Wikimedia Commons
I hate Google Lens.
So, since the Tumblpocalypse, I have been using reverse image searches to find copies of various photos from here both so that I can preserve links to them (since Tumblr will delete things, porn and non-porn alike, if it gets screwy enforcing its adult content ban) without taking up much hard drive space. As a side effect, I've been finding originals and larger, sharper, and often more colorful versions of photos shared on here.
Seriously, fuck anyone who takes a color picture that isn't there own, turns it to grayscale, and reblogs it. You've ruined something good and should be shot.
Anyway, there are really three options for reverse image searching: Google Images, Tineye, and Yandex.
Tineye is the least reliable. I'd estimate it finds maybe 30% (tops) of the pictures I put through it. When it does, 9 times out of 10 it has indexed a page that is no longer accessible (often several years old). However, if it does find the photo and it properly indexes, it will find nearly every iteration of that photo. It is so-so at finding the original photos beneath type.
Yandex is pretty good. It will provide both a direct link to a file and a link to the page the file appeared on. However, it does not have as broad of an index as Google. Recently, Tumblr's code changes have made it impossible for Yandex to recognize a photo linked from a Tumblr page to it; either you have to download the photo and reupload it or you have to find a copy elsewhere and put it through. (The only reason this does not defeat the purpose is because Yandex is often best at finding the largest versions of a given photo.)
Google Reverse Image Search used to link directly to photos, but it doesn't anymore. It also used to index things like Instagram, but because the Internet now is all about media conglomerates getting people to give up their information but restricting access to within their picket fence prisons, Google is only so-so at telling you the photo might be from there. (Generally, the hint is that the photo's height is 1350 pixels.)
Now, however, Google Lens won't even allow you to reverse search for FUCKING GIFS.
This is so obnoxious that I want to tear my hair out.
I saw this on Facebook and didn't get it. I read comments after comment after comment until finally realizing that that's Caesar and not Giorno. Then I realized these are all visual puns for death:
on 13th September 2005 supernatural was first broadcast. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]
begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.
but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.
diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).
she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.
and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?
diana ignored her and kept fighting.
and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason
Diana also literally walked across a minefield (through a lane cleared by the humanitarian organization HALO Trust, which she was promoting, but there was still some risk). She used the paparazzi who always followed her around to raise awareness of the plight of landmine victims in Angola, met with survivors who still talk about her visit, advocated on their behalf to the UN, and then went to other places suffering the same problem.
Her advocacy was instrumental in helping push forward a treaty to ban the use, production, and export of land mines. She was attacked by British politicians for meddling in government policy, but the Ottawa Treaty was signed by 122 countries including the UK three months after her death. One of the anti-landmine groups in which she'd been involved received the Nobel Peace Prize.
I remember the photos of her holding hands with dying AIDS patients, of her sitting by them and listening to them like fellow human beings, at a time when tolerance was radical and most people feared AIDS was transmissible by touch.
I also remember her holding HIV-positive babies, when most people were paranoid about fluids from AIDS patients— and let's face it, babies leak. (There was a brutal subtext to criticism of Diana's AIDS work: was she neglecting, even endangering, the heir(s) to the throne?)
Like Carrie Fisher, Diana wasn't a perfect human being. But she did indeed use her privilege to advocate for and amplify the voices of those with none.
Hypnos - god of sleep
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Scientists have identified a new species of long-extinct otter in Ethiopia that was the size of a modern lion. Weighing an estimated 200 kilograms, or 440 pounds, it is the largest otter ever described; it would have rubbed elbows, and possibly competed for food, with our much smaller ancestors when it lived alongside them 3.5 million to 2.5 million years ago. A paper describing the animal just appeared in the French scientific journal Comptes Rendus Palevol.
“The peculiar thing, in addition to its massive size, is that [isotopes] in its teeth suggest it was not aquatic, like all modern otters,” said study coauthor Kevin Uno, a geochemist at the Columbia Climate School’s Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory. “We found it had a diet of terrestrial animals, also differing from modern otters.”
We're three trans women moving into an apartment together all of us are disabled two of us are students with no free time for private companies to steal yet but we're all very poor with limited resources so currently we don't have a mattress to sleep on yet so can we please have monies for the purpose of amending this? The goal would be around 600$ for one of those memory foam king size ones on Amazon that may sound excessively big but it needs to fit three.
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The queen is dead! Help us get a king (mattress).
140$/600$
This conversation plays through my head any time I see a “queer is a slur” bullshit post on this site or anywhere, really.
(Homer’s Phobia, 1997 – guest star, John Waters)
Someone just liked this, so I want to add an important note:
“queer is a slur” is a common tool used by TERFs to poison young queers against their own community. They teach young queers that using “queer” is against the rules because “queer is a slur” and then young queers repeat it because the elders in their queer social circle told them so.
Why? Because if young queers understand that queer is a loving and welcoming term for everyone who is not straight or does not match their birth sex, then TERFs lose all their power.
Because TERFs don’t just hate trans and non-binary people. They also hate bisexuals and pansexuals for wrecking their view that to be a wlw, you only live women with vaginas and to be mlm, you must only love men with penises.
But also, to reject the use of queer, you must reject intersex people because TERFs base their entire view on what set of genitals you have, and because intersex people don’t have textbook junk, TERFs don’t like them either.
And you must reject asexual queers across the board because so much of TERF defense is “I just wanna fuck a woman with a vagina or a man with a dick!” And if you have zero or minimal interest in fucking anyone, you wreck their arguments about what queer people want.
You know who else TERFs don’t like? Questioning people. Because to question your sexuality and realize you are straight is a loss for them. To question your gender and realizes it matches your birth sex is a loss for them. Why? Because to question either of these things means you examine who you are beyond a base level, and if you go behind a base level and understand even a basic sense of the confusing and difficult nature of sexual attraction and how it does and does not affect your gender, you can more easily see the holes in TERF arguments, which are all based on stereotypes of gender and sexuality.
The only reason the “B” makes it into the TERF acronym of queer culture is because if they left it at “LG” their hatred of the entire part of the community who is most comfortable using “queer” is a six-foot neon sign.
And to any bisexual TERFs I haven’t yet blocked who want to argue they are bisexual TERFs, so my argument about the use of “B” as a political abuse is invalid: The monosexual TERFs will have you against the wall in a fucking second. You are the sullied allies they put up with until you step out of line.
Lastly, the gay man in this episode is voiced by John Waters. He is a gay legend for tacky film and also an activist for queer rights. When his joke of the Baltimore Museum of Art naming a bathroom after him finally came true a couple of years ago, it was a gender-inclusive bathroom. And he brought his longtime friend and trans activist Elizabeth Coffey with him.
I am certain John Waters would tell you not to fuck TERFs in the same way he has said not to fuck people who don’t have books in their houses. And I am certain John Waters–an out and proud gay man known for his beautiful trash cinema and love and support of trans people–would tell you that queer is not a slur.
How come a badger would fuck up a coyote
you wouldn’t necessarily clock this from just looking at one, but all species of badger are basically just little fucked-up biological TANKS with hearts full of murder.
adorable murder.
to start with, badger skin is so tough that it can resist most attempts by other predators to bite through it, and is also very loose so that even if it’s grabbed by a larger creature, the badger can still turn around and bring its own claws and teeth into the situation!
which is very bad.
and on top of this, badgers are STUPID strong and ridiculously hardy- badgers can shrug off just about any injury that doesn’t kill them outright and will immediately seek retribution by attempting to open you up with those big ol claws like a can of beans being fed into an industrial shredder.
badgers can even 1v1 fucking BEARS and walk off without a scratch, they’re that op.
no, I was not kidding.
the coyote, a fragile creature built for speed and maneuverability, would stand NO chance if it tried to start shit with the badger, and they both know it.
My favorite quote: “Badgers are what happens when evolution wants to make an alligator, but all it has to work with is a weasel”
Badgers can also outrun horses in a sprint. They give zero fucks and are just amazing critters.
We could have just let badgers have this planet, why didn’t we do that?
the thing about make an alligator but used a weasel is that otters are weasels evolved for water and… they will 100% destroy an alligator
I’m not done, actually, because they in the weaselle family and I can’t not.
Badgers are in the weasel family right along with otters, mink, ermine, stoats, and honey badgers (tho, interestingly, the honey badger is not in fact a badger).
So firstly, to address the q in the op directly, let’s look at what happens when a coyote decides to tackle the much smaller cousin of the badger, a mink (skip to 30 seconds in)
okay, so, that mink idk which species it is off the top of my head but it weighs pretty close to two pounds. Three and a half pounds if it’s huge for a mink. An american badger averages 20 lbs. So imagine how the above would have gone if the mink was ten times larger. And twice as mean (and mink are already vicious).
I have seen footage of TWO large coyotes making a try for an american badger, and they even get him in their mouths from either end and try to tug-a-war him, but they can’t actually injure him much because his hide is too thick and loose. One coyote takes a strong hit and gives up and the other thinks about it for 20 seconds and in that time (i swear to all gods it only took literally 20 seconds on the video) that badger dug himself some damn fortifications: a tunnel in the icy dirt that he could retreat out of reach into, or threaten with his teeth from the entrance while the rest of him was under cover. He stuck his head out and let the coyote realize his new position, then he came slowly out and stalked toward the coyote until the coyote’s nerve broke and it ran, and that badger scored one final bite on its ass.
Altho it is worth noting, in case anyone reading this was unaware, american badgers and coyotes have been observed in cooperative hunting, as in teaming up to hunt together, which I assume was the context of the implied exchange in the op.
I keep saying american badger because that’s what is pictured, and that is what is likely to interact with a coyote.
European badgers are like the very polite cousin of the american badger. The european badger lives in communal burrows where they dig a separate bathroom to use, and they eat a lot of earthworms and tubers and some lizards or whatever. Civilized.
American badgers live alone in burrows they’ve taken over by murdering and eating the previous occupant, and they eat literally anything they can bite enough times to kill. They will bury an entire cow carcass to save it for later.
Like, please do not mess with a european badger, they are still weasels and not to be trifled with, but oh my goodness what a demon the american badger is.
And whatever ancient weasel evolved into the american badger also went up north and became the wolverine.
And if you want to know what a wolverine is like, you should know three things.
One: this is the live trap biologists use to tag and study wolverines. Only you don’t really trap a wolverine with this, more like inconvenience it; once set, biologists have to check it often. That’s because when a wolverine digs it digs in frozen earth and when it eats a goat or an elk, it eats all the bones, hooves and horns — their claws and teeth will just saw right through that wood.
Two: They can dig into the frozen earth like I can dig in sand. They can climb a tree as fast as I can run. And they’re much better swimmers than I am. Btw I love climbing trees and I was on the competitive swim team in school. Oh, and while they can’t fly, they have been known to hunt and eat eagles. Nowhere is safe.
Three:
though it is extremely rare, wolverines have been observed killing both grizzly bears and adult moose.
they hunt alone or sometimes in pairs and are this size
which is terrifyingly large for a weasel, but SO small compared to moose and brown bears. And yet they can and will murder those animals. r.
wolverine
american badger
I bring up the wolverine because, a case can be made that an american badger is to a wolverine what a coyote is to a grey wolf. And wolverines have been known to kill and eat wolves.
So yeah, badgers and coyotes actually make great hunting partners and sometimes cooperate, and otherwise tend to leave each other alone, but if it came down to a 1v1 coyote vs badger… either the coyote runs away or the badger takes it out.
Oh and, one very last important point
this is my dog, whose name is Badger, and who is the same general size and shape as a coyote
People make fun of 9/11 now not because 3000 people dying in a terrorist attack is funny, but because the utter fucking self-righteousness and sentimentality with which Americans treat it and have used it endlessly to justify mass violence and misery on a scale that dwarfs 9/11 ever since makes its anniversary worthy of derision.
If you want to know how it’s going in the UK then ppl are getting arrested for expressing a desire to abolish the monarchy. Yes, we’re a totally normal country that believes in free speech…
this is because we don't actually have free speech. we have freedom of expression, which means basically we are allowed to protest and say what we want, but if legal forces say it is immoral (and everyone's morals differ), it's not legally protected. we do not have legally protected freedom of speech in the uk. this is what I mean when I say the uk is fascist.
legal systems can say protesting the monarchy is immoral and a public nuisance and we can be arrested for it.
oh like i’m gonna listen to a giant sentient crystal
Apollo Chigi
* 2nd century CE
* discovery: Castelporziano (near Rome)
* Palazzo Massimo, Rome
Rome, July 2015