Kellogg’s is making a Twitch channel for Tony the Tiger as a vtuber. It is the moral duty of everyone who can spare the time to do so to spam the most vile, repulsive, unabashedly horny nonsense in the chat, such that this cannot be maintained. Hold the line against the continual corporate takeover of our media. Become unprofitable.
letter from a mother of a gay man. sent to ONE magazine, 1958.
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This post was flagged as adult content and the original poster was deactivated so I'm bringing it back.
Every time people talk about putting billionaires to the guillotine I'm thinking "in this scenario where you can execute the richest people on the planet you can clearly do whatever you want, so just take their money"
I personally think it would be way funnier to stick Bezos and Musk and them in bland middle class lives like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas, it's a perfectly good life if you aren't accustomed to being able to buy entire political parties or go to space or command a herd of creepy little followers who would probably literally kill for you
Want these chumps to suffer? Make them unimportant.
Anonymous asked:
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
I love informing people that the song "Macarena" is about a girl named Macarena who's implied to be sexually promiscuous and the reason they remember the chorus as being made up of nonsense words is because it's in fucking Spanish and they haven't heard it since they were ten. I love the look on their faces.
Asdfghjkl
@lwoorl i mean. feel free to go give it a listen because this doesn't really describe the tone with which these lines are said but
I think Macarena cheated on her boyfriend while he was gone and had a threesome with a couple of his buddies. Like, good for her. I'm just saying. I have a feeling you've got The Look on your face lmao. (Can't really comment on what the chorus means though because I don't understand much Spanish, but I ran it through Google translate and uhhhh. I mean. Given the context of the English parts of the song. Good for her.)
I just want everyone to know that I asked my friends and family, and I can confirm, no one in Latin America knows what the song is about either. Because everyone only knows the chorus and many people believe the rest of the song is nonsense words because it's in English. Truly a shared experience in the most hilarious possible way.
ASDFGHJKL truly 'tis a song for everyone to enjoy incorrectly
logo for a fictional company that turns people into anthro sparkledogs (so that they can hide from the feds)
always sad how much chinese food has to advertise itself as no msg because of basically a racist misinformation campaign. bring back the msg i unironically want it. i want it to taste good. i would go to a place that proudly advertised its use of msg no fucking problem
icoulddothisallalong
For those who don’t know. MSG is just seaweed extract. It’s a racist campaign to make us scared of seaweed. And it makes food taste better. Some of y'all scared of tasty seaweed cause you believe racists.
All the people in the notes claiming to suffer from/have relatives with MSG allergies are utterly playing themselves because MSG allergies are a myth. Any sensitivity you think you have to MSG’s is coming from a different ingredient in the product, or is placebo.
Screenshots from the Healthline article if people can’t open the link. It’s not hard to find information that supports this all across the web as well.
You’re not likely to experience any sort of sensitivity to MSG in regular amounts that you would find in food.
It’s more likely that if you do experience sensitivities or allergies, it’s because of something else in the product.
MSG is quite literally as harmless to you as table salt. Stop being racists and start actually enjoying the food available to you.
MSG is a substance that synthesizes whenever you salt a tomato. Take the L and use the goddamn thing.
some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)
well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!
introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities
anyone who can, pls reblog!
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤