The mage apprentice and the templar in training
Now that the Parasite in chief has had her platinum Jubilee, i thought id share some fun facts about the monarchy in the UK and the Queen in particular. All of this information is easily found online.
-The Queen negotiated clauses in the equality and Diversity Act so she wouldn't have to hire 'coloured or foreign' staff in the palace. that clause is still there today.
-The Queen tried to use The State Poverty Fund to heat Buckingham Palace even with her own personal fortune.
-She lobbied the Scottish Parliament 67 times to ensure that new wildlife protections laws woudn't apply to her estates there.
-The main throne she sits on is worth an estimated £40,000,000,000. Her jewellery Collection worth circa £5,000,000,000 made with 28, 578 diamonds and gemstones, almost all of which were stolen from countries Britain invaded and enslaved...sorry colonised. She also banned the Police from searching her estates for stolen artifacts.
-Her crown estate is one of the largest property owners in the country. It has over 26 Royal residencies, inc 9 palaces that remain mostly empty and property portfolio that generates £300 million per year. Yet she had a family thrown out during the covid eviction ban for a £32 unpaid bill.
Her son is a nonce ( pedophile) that she protected through a £12 million payout.
-The 'free' book that was sent to every school to tell kids how wonderful the queen is cost the taxpayer £12 million.
-She has £420 million personal wealth, which doesn't include that for-mentioned crown estate or her antique furniture or her jewellery collection or all the stolen gold.
-She and her family cost the tax payer £345 million per year in security and other protections.
-The jubilee cost the tax payer £28 million , set aside by the chancellor for the purpose of funding it. Whilst there are currently 14.5 million people living in poverty here in the UK.
Celebrating the incredibly rich, racist and privileged whilst millions of our own citizens are suffering is disgusting.
Some sources:
- Buckingham Palace banned ethnic minorities from office roles, papers reveal (2021) (the article says that there is no longer a ban as of the 1990s, however the clause is still there to allow a ban.)
- Revealed: Queen vetted 67 laws before Scottish parliament could pass them (2021) (It's unknown if any of the laws were amended due to her lobbying, but the lawmakers were required to get her approval.)
- Hampton Court mews row: Couple face eviction 'over £32 bill' (2020) (The tenant was using a communal socket to power his electric car.)
- Prince Andrew settles US civil sex assault case with Virginia Giuffre (2022) Prince Andrew pays settlement ending sex assault case (2022) (Guiffre was 17 at the time of the assault. The settlement was initially estimated at 12-14 million, in which case he probably couldn't have afforded it (without the Queen's help?), but some reports say that it was as little as 3 million by the end. IDK I couldn't find anything firm from a reputable source.)
Az a baj hogy ez a semmirekellő Novák Katalin annyira rajta van ezen a nők szüljenek tripen, hogy ezt a közleményt adta ki:
„Szomorú szívvel és tisztelettel búcsúzunk a XX. századi brit és Európa történelmének egyik legmeghatározóbb alakjától. Mi magyarok sokat tanultunk II. Erzsébettől a nemzetért és a családért való kiállásban”
Én nem állok be a Bözsit basztató sorba, de ha van valami, amit nagyon nem kéne tőle eltanulni, az pont az, ahogy a családja működik.
wtf…
Queen Facts:
- Did you know that in 2020, the Queen’s net wealth was valued at £72.5 Billion (USD - $88bn). That places her in the top 15 richest people in the world.
- Did you know that in February 2021, The Guardian published two articles that demonstrated the Queen’s influence and power over parliament. It was first revealed that the Queen lobbied parliament to make herself exempt from a law that would have publicly revealed her private wealth. It was then revealed that over the course of her reign she and her family have vetted the drafts of 1,000 articles of legislation prior to their public debate in parliament.
- Did you know that the Queen paid for Prince Andrew's legal defence, after he was implicated in a child sex trafficking ring? She did this from the money we pay in taxes.]
- Did you know that during the Coronavirus pandemic, due to a reduction in their income from rental properties in the Crown Estate, you, the taxpayer, bailed out the Queen? Did she ever thank you for your help? I didn't receive a card.
- Did you know that the billionaire Queen Elizabeth has millions of pounds stored away in secret offshore accounts?.
- Did you know that in October 2021, the Queen complained about foreign heads of state who 'talk but don't do' with regards to climate change? Though, funnily enough, earlier that same year, it was revealed she'd lobbied Scottish ministers to make her land holdings exempt from a green energy intiative..
- Did you know that in 1949, before she became Queen, Elizabeth took a stance against women's rights? She attended the rally for a conservative group and spoke out against women who divorce their husbands.. She is still patron of this far-right organisation..
- Did you know that in 2010, the Queen applied for a poverty grant to heat the royal palaces?.
- Did you know that Queen Elizabeth II is de jure head of state for country that is always either at war or funding war? And she also just happens to be heavily invested in arms manufacturing. She seems to have a particular interest in uranium based weapons as well. Curious.
- Did you know the Queen really, really, really hates black people?She can't stand them being in her employ. Not really surprising when you consider how racist her husband was. Or her family's racism against her grandson's wife...
- Did you know in 2020, during the Coronavirus pandemic, the billionaire Queen Elizabeth II fired 400 Buckingham Palace Employees?
- Did you know that the Queen really loves killing things. She loves killing a lot. (Wonder if it's a fetish?) But yep she just loves killing wild animals. And so does the rest of her family.. Prince Philip and Prince Charles once killed 50 Wild Boar in one day. Wow! That's a lot of killing!
Anonymous asked:
why are you celebrating someone's death?
Every reblog removes one HP from the queen
i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit
This is so fun its just like Jenga
it is also worth noting that this will be used to cover up the inaction on the cost of living crisis. expect a bunch of "uk coming together to mourn the queen" bullshit soon when families are choosing between heating their homes and feeding their kids
not to mention how the funeral costs will show just where the country's priorities are but any political figures pointing that out will be demonised for being anti-monarchy
Anonymous asked:
/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently
she ships reylo hope that helps
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M.A.S.H Daemons!!!
Names and Species: Hawkeye - Evelyn (Capuchin monkey) Trapper - Aileen (Irish Wolfhound) BJ - Matilda (Golden retriever) Father Mulcahy - Máiréad (Highland cow) Margaret - Conley (Rooster) Charles - Patricia (Berkshire pig) Klinger - Hani (chukar) Radar - Aishling (Little brown bat) Henry - Winnie (Jackrabbit) Col. Potter - Lorraine (Catahoula Leopard Dog) Sidney - Rivka (Polyphemus moth) Frank - Karen (turkey)
If you’re wondering at all the dogs and farm animals, I imagined that was probably common in the 1940′s when there wasn’t a lot of exposure to more relatively exotic animals (unless you’re Hawkeye who went to the zoo once and had to be special)
If anyone wants to tell me my choices are wrong… don’t. don’t do that. that’s mean.
I posted this to my MASH tumblr but I’m a smidge proud of it so I’ll put it here too
Hey everybody! I've gotten a lot of asks about whether I'm gonna sell prints of the Gossips Transformers piece and trust me I'd love to! I just don't know where to do that?
I tried on Redbubble once with a different thing and got smacked down RIGHT quick because it was fanart, and I've been a little skittish about it since. Any advice?
A scandelous rumer is about on the Lost Light!
An homage to Norman Rockwell’s “The Gossips”
A little thing that sparks joy for me: When I’m eating some sort of snack out of a bag and I offer the open bag to someone and they go “oooh don’t mind if I do” and take some and begin happily munching. I am so happy.
To all the people who recommended farrier as a centaur job I just need to ask you something, how did you visualize that working? How did you see a centaur doing this pose:
How would that work just, logistically.
What is your mind painting I must know
Anonymous asked:
Job a centaur would have: all of them
Fair but unhelpful. Your vagueness is at the detriment of actionable progress.
Somebody give me a job a centaur would have.
That is not rhetorical I am looking for responses because I want to draw it not.... actually have a job.... that a centaur might have...
I am not a centaur.