they love to make documentaries about murderers. what about old ladies who grow vegetables gardens. what are their secrets. how do their minds tick
me and my chocobo collecting our centurio seals after taking 30 minutes to slay a stormblood A rank alone
this is her btw. if you even care
me and my chocobo collecting our centurio seals after taking 30 minutes to slay a stormblood A rank alone
actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there
message to all bitches
please survive
OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds
no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible
favorite portrait from this bunch I'm working on 🐑 baa
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I actually love similes and metaphors wholeheartedly but I feel like banking on your patient's understanding of the exact simile or metaphor you've chosen during a mental health evaluation is idiotic at best
similes and metaphors are not objective. not everyone relates to them or understands them. like. please.
if one more psychiatrist asks me if I "feel like I'm being driven by a motor" while attempting to determine the severity of my ADHD I'm going to start throwing my shit at them like a chimpanzee
“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back
moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out



