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god trash

@falloutcipher / falloutcipher.tumblr.com

nerd, artist, horsebonologist
feel free to ask me anything!
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How Animals Eat Their Food

this video is fuckin ancient and i honestly forgot how funny it was

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emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn

I always forget how funny this is until I watch it again and die laughing!

Oh gosh, I forgot this was a thing!

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man… the only animal to ride the horse

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war-lesbian

well that’s just a man with feathers

BEHOLD A MAN

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At first I was a little bothered by how unevenly split the Diamond’s ships are with Pink having an entire lower half, white having a torso and head, while Blue and Yellow just have arms. But thinking on it I think it’s actually a clever way of showing different types of thinking.

Blue has a left arm, representing right brain thinking

Yellow has a right arm, for left brain thinking

White thinks with her head

Pink thinks with h

………with her what, op

would you like to share with the class, op

A show’s cast and crew arriving at a panel: hi we’re here to talk about plot, characters, developments, behind the scenes work, funny stories about production, ideas for the future-

those fucking gremlins that always ask about ships:

Please look at OP’s tags, I’m dying

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Oh my god

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

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taako-the-wizard

The prophecy had been fulfilled

Tanacon
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Magnus Burnsides, running through the Bureau of Balance, followed by Carey, Killian, Lucretia, and NO3113: let’s go lesbians let’s go LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO here we go lesbians.. here we go lesbians C'mon! LET’S GO LESBIANS!! oh my god lesbians…. oh my god lesbians- move outta my way ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE WE ARE CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!

gays, lend me your strength

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petals-and-cinders

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

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mnuj

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

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calibratedsongbirb

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

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sharkbytes

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

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gentlemanstallion

Gun

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

I’m going to cry 😂😂

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Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

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THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg

I fucking love this. Why can’t people of different religions be like this in real life?