broooo check this shit out (puts a safety razor blade into a card reader and it starts groaning and bleeding)
people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence
gnome
what was that. did you guys see that
wtf
when ur reading the absurdist novella and gregory berrycone shows up
i live in a subterranean stone labyrinth so old and so deep that the darkness therein has a life of its own, a kind of rudimentary, baleful intelligence. it swallows even electric light, which is just as well. i have a hundred faces, and you do not want to see any of them.
the other day i walked into my kitchen and saw the brand new potted plants on the windowsill and smelled the faint scent of the spices from the stew i'd made the day before and i said out loud to my empty apartment "dude this is so mental healthcore" before i realized that that was not a very mental healthcore thing to say.
sun tzu famously once said "post like you are unemployed even when you are not"
Shaved my head today
@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post
“based on your likes”
i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD
STOP
look at my head boy
Sorry I have to post this absolutely BREATHTAKING clip from a Royal Ballet adaptation of Frankenstein (!) with a pas de deux between Elizabeth and the Creature (!!) that is the absolute ESSENCE of gothic horror (!!!)
Offline due to my qualms & ailments
Online due to my qualms & ailments
qualms & ailments due to my Online
rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
