we are never going to get flying cars
“Heroes are made by the path they choose, not the powers they are graced with.”
Why do people think the imperial measurement system is too complicated???
Husband's turn to cook...I pop in the kitchen for a moment...he says we are out of breadcrumbs. No problem, I say, you can use crackers as a substitute
You know you are old when 80s music is now called oldies on YouTube. Sigh
My girlfriend told me she has never cooked fish before. I didn’t expect scrambled haddock