noelle just now as we're lumbering up the freeway, wholly unprompted: if the killer was chasing us and I saw them coming from behind but you couldn't see and they were about to get you I would just say "I love you" if I couldn't warn you in time before they killed you.
me: why would you say that?
her: because I love you
me: not what I mean
diversity win! this patient has hypermobile joints AND reduced spinal mobility!
Shaved my head today
@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post
“based on your likes”
i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD
STOP
look at my head boy
agrees to do petplay and she sells me on craigslist for $30 including my wheel and cage
also as much as my soul yearns for the beautiful climes of california I think today I got rapidly and decisively vegaspilled because we went to some non-chain bagel shop for a late breakfast and got a modest amount of food for two people but it was literally like forty-five fucking dollars. AND IT WASN'T EVEN GOOD
I know I'm getting old bc hotels aren't even fun anymore. I'm like wow this is lame. EXCEPT for the fact that this hotel has keys that use NFC chips instead of having to swipe it ten thousand times like an idiot, which is a novelty and genuine treat.
literally what did I mean by this
Completely agree fuck Cordouroy
AND THAT DAMN MOUSE
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
oh this hard-ass hotel mattress is going to kill me. where is my beautiful tempur-pedic baby boy
back in california for the first time in almost three years (because my rheumatologist is gonna kill me with a hammer if I don't come in for an IRL visit) and all I can think is how I wish I was at home on our couch right now. very sad.
Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn’t enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not “I can’t tell I’m being loud” this was “In another life I was the town crier” loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap
Turn The Magic Knob To Activate The Fairy Wizard Living Inside There
STAB HURT KILL
If you play Radioactive over this the fine people at WMD will shoot you from afar
A Pedal That Communicates With You Entirely In Symbols
FUCKING HATSUNE MIKU GUITAR PEDAL FUCKOUTTAHERE
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AI art is good actually
my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
playing pokemon showdown randoms and my opponent sent out a xatu trying to bait me into getting magic bounce'd by my own will-o-wisp only to foiled as I immediately sent out espeon, right as they tried to thunder wave ME and had that paralysis turned back on their own ass. I know your game bitch.
