Anonymous asked:
Going down on a girl after bottom surgery, call that Bluetooth because she doesn't have a dongle anymore
you sending this on anon makes you one of historys most incredible unknown poets
I fucking love f1nn5ter so much you literally don’t understand no one is doing it like him
Behold the only funny tags on this post
l + ratio + i hope she made lotsa spaghetti + imma firin mah lazer + doctor octagonapus blagh + hey have you heard of the ‘i like trains’ kid + don’t mine at night + all you have to do is take a cup of flour add it to the mix + do u liek waffles + i made you a cookie but i eated it
+ so i herd u liek mudkipz + zeeky boogy doog + this is sparta + and i said heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa + they’re taking the hobbits to isengard + o rly + i can has cheezburger + that’s mama luigi to you mario + badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom + here’s a llama there’s a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck + narwals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cuz they are so awesome + mia hee mia hoo mia ha mia ha ha + but caaarl that kills people + hey it’s fred + your majesty ganon and his minions have seized koridai + lamp oil rope bombs you want it it’s your my friend as long as you have enough rubies + we’re going to candy mountain charlie + epic rap battles of history
This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.
*deletes personal post* rule 1 of tumblr never show weakness
unless its for the bit
unless its for the bit.
before i had gotten close with ex-catholics i was under the assumption that "catholic guilt" was mostly about sex, or serious topics.
but i was naïve. it's apparently about every positive experience. enjoying a meal? you're so lucky, children are starving. spending your day off cosy in bed? wow, so selfish, homeless people are freezing to death.
every former or present catholic i've met has a very obvious anxiety disorder and it's so painfully not a coincidence.
