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Suspiciously Heterophobic

@epicukulelesolo / epicukulelesolo.tumblr.com

Im the 28 year old lil lesbian that runs this blog. I have no idea what kind of blog this is. I make lots of art, but will reblog pretty much anything funny and SO MANY REPTILES AND COWS SO BE WARNED! Plz block #transfomers and #cow if you do not wish to see cow and robot picture dumps. Because they will happen
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Nobody tells you that 90% of being a fic writer is telling yourself sternly that you CANNOT start a new wip until you finish one of the old ones, and then failing to write anything at all as your brain sulks like a toddler.

The Magnus Archives was such a great podcast. Sad how it ended abruptly at the 5 minute mark on episode 160, but what can you do

(pleeeease click for better quality i promise it looks much less janky)

What's the largest form of plant-life on the bird-bug planet? Like redwood scale, absolute behemoths.

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You get Massive feathervane trees! Only found in a handful of coastal regions towards the mid latitudes, so called “Goldilocks” zones of high moisture and mild enough seasonal climate fluctuations. The locals call them something like “Cuocuoc”.

These monsters produce impressive swarms of gametophytes in the fall, which emerge from receptacles near the base of the roots and feed countless small animals as they scatter in search of mates and a favorable place to bury themselves.

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You know how in the ancient world they believed a very long time ago there was the age of heroes when the world was populated by super powered descendants of the gods. Chickens have that in real life but it’s the dinosaurs

This fits so well with the art of chickens contacting a wise ancestor:

(Source: @catadromously​’s art)

“Tell us your wisdom, O Great One!”

“My wisdom is this: bite everything.”