i still get like a follower a week on this blog and notes on posts from years back and that’s crazy cause it’s been dead for two years. lowkey keep considering switching back here though?
dont be offended if i dont follow you on my new blog
and dont expect it to be super active
(actually dont expect anything. at all.)
but the new url is @typicallyexceptional
unfollow empresspinto after you follow the new blog so you don’t keep seeing these…
I just went and deleted all the reblogs of this because I'd had a few people let me know it made it hard for them to go through the blog. (I hadn't realized anyone actually read through it? ha.) I feel like it's unlikely anyone who sees this won't have seen the three hundred original reblogs, but just in case, I figured I'd reblog it one last time.
dont be offended if i dont follow you on my new blog
and dont expect it to be super active
(actually dont expect anything. at all.)
but the new url is @typicallyexceptional
so i did a half-assed a capella cover of freeze your brain from heathers and my voice is wayyy better than it was a year ago lol #thankstestosterone
Source: SoundCloud / PintoNess
today i reached a new low in my broke-ness by having to pick between my ritalin, anxiety meds, and asthma inhaler because i couldn't afford all three
#please no one jump on me about the phone#i have more than one interview coming up i will be employed shortly#and i didnt know medicaid wouldnt cover my meds if they werent prescribed by a medicaid registered doctor#i thought it depended on the pharmacy#and i needed something nice in my life right now goddammit lol#personal
Five of the jobs I applied for over the weekend called today and four left voicemails asking me to come interview and I am a l i t t l e bit (a l o t) overwhelmed lmao
chipotle, caribou coffee/einstein's bagels, a security guard company, and a hotel host position all left voicemails
a psych hospital did a ten minute phone interview, too, for an overnight desk worker position
idefk who tf i’m gonna go ahead and interview with gdi
I GOT A NEW PHONE! A GALAXY S8+! It's thirty bucks a month but my old phone is essentially dead and goddammit I deserve something nice right now
yall know so much about astrology
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We’re all just making shit up as we go
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yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
felinekin
wheres capricorn
Wheres capricorn: capricorn
We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s out Top 10.
Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!
there are only two (2) correct ways of handling the welcome to night vale tv show
- never show cecil on screen
- change cecil’s actor every scene
and now im worried about the possibility of someone creeping up beside the window or the window shattering or someone lurking in the corner or the cat grabbing my foot if i stand up or my father waking up or my dog's maw widening to reveal a mouthful of glistening sharp teeth or my scalp falling off or my teeth falling out or someone with a knife hiding in the two inch space under the couch or never being able to sleep again
i am BEYOND perturbed right now because this is one of those recurring paranoias and i had only just barely started reassuring myself it'd never actually happen and yet here the motherfucker is sitting in the blind spot that would ensure id never see it until it was on my face, had i grabbed it from my bed like normal and now not only have i had a traumatic almost experience but one of my paranoias actually happened so now my brain has the proof needed to tell me other paranoias, like the bloodthirsty people in the shadowed corners, might exist in reality ugh i can't even go to sleep now im too afraid of a legion of spiders crawling onto my bed and blanketing my face and suffocating me and not being able to get them off because what if i missed one i cry
@minors be vicious & unforgiving in whom you cut contact with online!!! do it relentlessly!!! you shouldn’t have a 30 year old hounding you on why you unfollowed them, you aren’t obligated to “"keep up”“ with people 2x 3x your own age!!!! if u see something resembling a red flag, welcome the block button’s presence!! protect your peace!
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new age posts are just edits of a joke image that have the exact same content of the original image
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green yoda
Yesterday I went to buy some yarn and so you know how annoying it is when fucking people put those stupid bullshit “don’t use this, wool is murder” PETA stickers on the label?
First of all, stop defacing stock in someone’s store. You’re not clever or saving the planet or anything. You’re making it hard for customers to shop and see the info they need on the label (yardage, weight, dye lot)… You’re making employees spend hours peeling the damn things off, and in some cases, you’re causing damage to the label and or yarn itself. That means loss to the company, which affects employees who probably make minimum wage, you shit bags. You want to make change happen? Contact corporate, you fuckhead. That’s where decisions are made.
Second of all, wool is not murder. Are you fucking stupid? (Obviously the answer is yes). It’s a fucking haircut for a sheep. They’ve been domesticated so long that if we don’t sheer them, it’s bad. Yes, some sheep don’t live in ideal conditions. Got a problem with that? Going to a yarn store and putting stickers on things isn’t going to change it or the minds of customers. For fuck’s sake, you absolute cockwomble, go to the yarn companies. Make them use wool providers that use humane conditions for their yarn, like A LOT OF YARN COMPANIES DO.
And third of all.
You. You precious, empty-headed little shitnugget. You complete and total sawdust-for-brains.
You put your fucking stickers all over acrylic yarn.
There’s no fucking wool in there. It’s all synthetic fiber. Basically, it’s plastic.
You fucking dumbass.
I connect with this post on a spiritual level
tostadasheep
Did I ghost write this?
the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it
why repaint the mona lisa
im glad to report that Hot Dr Pepper was a success at my christmas dinner
might be because i told everyone it was tea at first, except my cousin who saw me pouring a bottle of dr pepper into a hot pan and just immediately went “woah can i have some of that”
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getting made fun of for being excited about something is one of the worst feelings ever