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James Acaster about the time his girlfriend left him for Rowan Atkinson | Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999
Sandra Oh is here to fuck your wife.
Okay, this caption made me laugh
the funniest part of this tweet is obviously “the avengers is the real world” but I can’t stress enough there is very much also a fucking guy in a devil costume. like. there’s a whole show,
all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.
A lot of the Americans celebrating the Queen's death have a real St. Paddy's Day vibe about them
every single channel is airing news of the queen's death except E4 which refuses to interrupt reruns of the big bang theory
She handed the keys to Liz Truss and then immediately died. My new conspiracy theory is that Truss killed her somehow.
y’all won’t be laughing when the queen stands up and her health bar regenerates as she enters her second phase.







