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They don't seem eager for a sip of contamination smoothie!

The UK government has just unbanned fracking while everyone's distracted by the royal circus

also the brine from oil production is often radioactive and is causing disease in workers who are unaware of the risks and not provided with PPE

Tanks, filters, pumps, pipes, hoses, and trucks that brine touches can all become contaminated, with the radium building up into hardened “scale,” concentrating to as high as 400,000 picocuries per gram. With fracking — which involves sending pressurized fluid deep underground to break up layers of shale — there is dirt and shattered rock, called drill cuttings, that can also be radioactive. But brine can be radioactive whether it comes from a fracked or conventional well; the levels vary depending on the geological formation, not drilling method. Colorado and Wyoming seem to have lower radioactive signatures, while the Marcellus shale, underlying Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, and New York, has tested the highest. Radium in its brine can average around 9,300 picocuries per liter, but has been recorded as high as 28,500. “If I had a beaker of that on my desk and accidentally dropped it on the floor, they would shut the place down,” says Yuri Gorby, a microbiologist who spent 15 years studying radioactivity with the Department of Energy. “And if I dumped it down the sink, I could go to jail.”

Surgeries and operations are being cancelled on the day of the queen’s funeral. These patients will have been on a waiting list for months if not years.

Everyone should be absolutely seething with rage.

ID: A tweet by @/slk_writes reading:

that’s me finally cried over the queen dying

not because i’m sad about her dying but because two people in a fibroids group i’m in have had their long awaited operations cancelled due to it being the day of her funeral

i am absolutely seething

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opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

i’m so sick of news articles that look like this 

it builds itself up like OKAY WE FOUND THESE DEVASTATING RESULTS

and then you go in to look and you find it had a sample size of 40 

and then you’re like okay, what was the fantastic difference between these 40 people when sleeping with and without a dog

and the article is like

…so you get through it and you’re like you’re trying to tell me you think this is substantial in any capacity, this 40 sample size 3% difference ass bullshit??????????? you fucking shitforbrick bad at math fake ass science losers?

these scientists hate dogs

Your sample sizes are small your standard deviations are high your conclusion means nothing and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

this is heartbreaking to post and write. my partner overdosed and was resurrected in hospital after several attempts. i am sitting here, paralyzed. if you have it in your heart, please support us. none of us is able to pay for health insurance or the upcoming rehab they are trying to get him to. please help, share if you can, anything helps, if you feel compassionate about this topic, please support, share, i also welcome any conversation as i am completely alone. my hushand is the only family that i have ever had. he needs serious help, even though i will be heartbroken on my own if he gets into rehab, this is the 8(!)th time the doctors were able to bring him back to life. thank you for reading. i love you. please be extremely cautious when experimenting with substances. my paypal link is here, and we also have an international bank account. i appreciate any and all help - will draw/paint for any bigger donation and post it to you. his life is at serious stake. i cannot lose him. PLEASE SHARE AND BOOST! thank you.

$27 raised so far. Which im eternally grateful for but the bill is so far, at around $450. Please do not stop sharing. Bless your hearts. Stay safe. I love you all. Natalia

Thank you for every share and kind message. The kindness here is giving me strength

I feel utterly helpless. The days keep going by, i am locked inside my head and i have no idea what to do, how to get this right. I am so worried, i am so sorry. I am begging for your help.

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“sans isn’t as iconic a sexyman as the onceler was” where have you been. no, no, i’m serious, where have you been. sans might be even BIGGER than the onceler was

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“well, people shipped au oncelers tog-” WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

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ok. listen, because you guys aren’t listening it seems

i am 21 years old. i was on tumblr for the onceler craze. i saw it.

i am telling you sans is bigger than the onceler.

there are mass produced, bootleg au sans plushies. shipping au sanses together is going strong to this day. search “sans” on tumblr, and scroll for a while

i literally need you to listen to me. sans outdoes the onceler.