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the great cum conspiracy

@ejacutastic / ejacutastic.tumblr.com

i'm cat and I can't read
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click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

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if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

y’all like to make fun of men having pictures with the fishes they caught on tinder but for me that’s hot as fuck. It tells me he has a hobby, leaves the house at least sometimes, has a friend that takes a picture of him, and most importantly, that he has killed. absolute panty dropper

This guy just wants to fuck people’s dads…

this post was tagged with countless amounts of anime boyfriends and other assorted blorbos from shows but finally someone gets me

me, obsessing over bad things and crying for no reason: oh my god why do I feel like shit

my antidepressants from last night sitting in the pill container instead of having been taken: 🤔

how come animals are allowed to drink whatever dirty water they want but if humans do we get sick. bullshit

Good news, They dont!

34% of wild animals die from infections/disease cause by dirty, unclean water

sorry, what? i didnt hear you. i was distracted by your icon

hey yall pls keep spreading mi posts especially my gfm and if you can Please donate there bc it's my rent fund!!! I've gotten some Very generous donations that gave helped cover a months rent; if there's anyone able and willing to give a $500-$1000+ donation I would not have to reblog my own posts so often and can take a mental break. please help in any way you can!

A $500 would get me over the hump and I would make rent! are there any takers, any allies well-off enough to take this hit and help me out? Please don't hesitate!

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Hey all! good news I met my rent goal but I very much need help surviving (paying bills/eating/getting around) once my payment goes through. I am trying diligently to get govt assistance and need to move somewhere much, much cheaper. Please consider giving or at the very least sharing this.

Meeting my gfm goal by the end of the month (I know it's doable, I know it's possible after someone made 40k to live in the woods. I just want to Live) would open up much more opportunities for me and allow me to figure out how to survive further. I Know this can be accomplished. please help me!

we can definitely meet this by the end of the month . please spread and give if possible!

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every time someone says some shit about north korea the source always looks like this

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just fyi

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Both of these “leftists” are extremely upset at the suggestion that they’ve been fed nothing but orientalist horse shit their whole lives about a country the US killed 20% of the population of, they’re so thoroughly propagandized that the idea that North Korea is in fact not particularly “Authoritarian” especially in comparison to, say the United States, is entirely inconceivable to them.

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That second one blocked me lmao

Not my anarchist ass siding with the US State Department 😔

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you see, the reason there’s no evidence of any of these terrible acts of Authoritarianism other than US state propaganda outlets citing Anonymous Sources? it’s because those despotic orientals we tried to genocide are too sneaky