30 day monster girl challenge❤️
Easily Paleo-ified with some tweaks to the stir-fry sauce.
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It's okay if your fangs get in the way when we make out, bro. I actually kinda like it 😳
Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave
White collar worker and executives: “Hurray, it’s labor day weekend! 3 full days off! We are so fortunate to live in a Great Country that Cares about it’s Workers!”
Service industry workers who know labor day weekend is one of the busiest 3 days of the year which means double or triple shifts and not seeing family all while being forced to be not only polite but cheerful:
While also knowing that Labor Day was intended as a holiday for them and they still have to put up with this shit
Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM
*giant sand worm burst from the ground*
Me: YESSSSSSSS
these fawns laying amongst a million pillows is how i want to live my life every day
(credit to fuzzyfawnwildlife on instagram. she is a fawn rehabilitator and they’re all alive and well, just being transported)
trick or treat except i’m the treat. hello vampires come bite this neck