we need a law to prevent people from publishing fanfic as a book disguised as normal literature. I can't take it anymore
hedonism is blocking people for the crime of just being long-winded and unfunny
*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*
aint this show abt high schoolers? dude in the middle looks like a 45 year old vet that got dishonorably discharged 3 months outta basic
u mean to tell me he literally is a war vet. i was kidding.....could be anywhere from 25-40 omfg
He fought in WWI after being inspired to join the military by the ghosts of WWII vets. He goes to school in the 50's, graduates and enlists in 2020, leaves for seven years to fight in a war that only lasted four and ended in 1918, and when he comes back it's 2021. Characters will use rotary phones to call numbers they looked up on their macbooks.
that reply made me feel like I ate too much edibles
You ever see a fully SFW artist draw a weirdly detailed armpit and you just know they just flew too close to the sun?
Reminded me of this.
there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails
i have a bunch of fake facts that are obviously fake as shit but i think seem oddly compelling. most people say bullshit but one person will believe. i want these to be used for whatever purposes people see
- william of orange was colourblind
- the computer mouse was invented 20 years before the first computer
- llamas are biologically incapable of tasting broccoli
- in early renaissance france, nobles would powder their pastries by shaking the powder from their wigs onto their food
- genghis khan brought the first horses to europe
- the phrase 'shooting fish in a barrel' comes from a real historical event, where a salmon in london was executed for treason by firing squad after hanging failed
- the shaving razor was actually invented by the same company that would go on to make the razor scooter
please add, i want... more...