Break me off a piece of that dick kat bar

I used to be afraid to approach some of my bigger mutuals until I realized even the most seemingly put together of us are actually just as exceedingly depressed as the last

Nothing brings people together like the shared trauma of existence

All men should be whores it’s only right

5 people reblogged this within .25 seconds of me posting it glad to see we all have our priorities in order

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

you know what day it is?

THATS RIGHT, ITS WATERMELON WOLF WEDNESDAY

AWOOOOOOOOO

you know come to think of it i don't believe those men were ever truly sorry for party rocking

Nicholas Gala @nicholasgala

LMAO THIS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME

My cat Kiddy

*likes your post with intention of seeing cock*

blessing you with my senior dog Arthur’s happy face

Normalize saying "I love you" platonically to people who mean a lot to you.

i’m like “i don’t give a fuck” & then have an anxiety attack