Girls, bad news. Nobody on earth masturbated today so god has to kill an angel with his bare hands.

“suffering feels religious if you do it right” no shut up it doesn’t. my friends laughing in the kitchen while i make dinner feels religious. the sun on my face after a long winter feels religious.

somebody in the notes posted this screenshot from the one & only, ursula k let guin. and now i'm screaming wtf

If you went by what you see on TV you’d think the nation was gripped in a collective outpouring of grief and.. it isn’t! No spontaneous flower tributes, no black armbands. People are just getting on with their lives. The only public displays are by brands and businesses.

Look at the number of flowers in town today under the queen statue. They’ve optimistically set the barriers far back anticipating thousands. There’s about 15. There was no one there paying their respects either. Literally no one. The biggest queue was at a burger van nearby.

When you wake up and realize it’s Monday 🆘

i hope they get where theyre going safely…theyre really small i hope theyre o.k….imagine if steps were that big for you…scary…

for example

every 9/11 is personalized

there’s no way

I’m crying

no wifi, no computer, no phone, just me in a empty room.. still can make this post ^_^

I’m enjoying the memes and all but dear lord I cannot get over how unfair it is that she had the best of medical care and will have a stupidly and outrageously expensive funeral when so many old people die alone and unmourned of completely preventable circumstances.

They were deemed expendable over Covid. They die in heatwaves. They die because ambulances take 14 hours to get to them when they have falls. They die in the cold. They starve. There’s a cost of living crisis, this country is a hellscape, and one old fucker with blood on her hands is going to fuck us all over one more time from her coffin while other old people -

die.

And yes I’m focussing on the old here! They’re the direct comparison and they just get. forgotten and left behind and ignored and disregarded. Their premature deaths are still tragedies. Everyone should get the chance to die mindblowingly old, with great medical care, comfortably and surrounded by family.

gif request meme

This is the most legendary gifset on tumblr

No like this image is so lgbt+ this image is so faggy thats a gay tboy shaving his bi besties head so they look all masc for the yaoi meth drug deal

People not from commonwealth realms don’t get it. we’ve spent our entire lives (multiple generations of lives) being told that the only possible way out of british rule is the death of elizabeth. There are fourteen countries outside of the UK who have this noncitizen making the final say in all their countries decisions. Every time someone talks of a republic we get a sigh and a “people love liz too much, maybe when she dies…” like it’s a nebulous period but now it’s right in front of us. It’s within reach. My generation could finally be the one that sees independence from the British.

jungkook when he somehow ends up in the same location as trisha paytas’ baby and past life instincts kick in