Eugenics

Government is organised crime

In case anybody doubts this claim

I like this

Woah!!

I needed to hear these exact words. 😢😢😢

Truer words have never been spoken

Side Note To Fan Fic Authors

Here’s the thing.

I read a lot of scripts.  A lot.  From professionals to aspiring writers to complete newbies.  Features and pilots.  Specs and treatments.

And 8 times out of 10 the fan fic that I’ve read over the last, oh, 15 years is leagues better than this stuff.  It’s more inspired.  It’s more compelling.  It’s genre bending and creative and heartfelt.  It’s well-paced and intense and funny and sexy and meaningful.  It’s smart and thoughtful and good.  It’s novel-quality.  Better than, sometimes.

Rare is the script I don’t want to put down, but how often have we stayed up until 3am to get to the last chapter of a 100k fic? And it’s not even a fan fic author’s day job.  This is what they do on the side.  In their spare time.  For free.

So my point is, fan fic authors, you’re good.  You’re good writers and great storytellers.  I know it doesn’t always feel like it, especially if you’re one of the authors who’s not a BNF and doesn’t get the notes/hits that a few do.  And  because some people still view fic as “not real writing.” You guys know the shit that gets made into movies.  You’re better than that.  So be better than that.  If writing is what you think want to do, then just know you’re already doing it.   You’ve already started.

And you’re more talented than you might think.

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

Loki: Transforms smooth af

Thor: BLAM-O LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE YOU HEARD

poetic cinema

Surprised loki didnt flinch at all with all that lightning coursing around him

he grew up with that guy, he’s used to it

Loki didn’t even transform, his suit was an illusion and he just took it off.

Yeah, Loki just dispelled the illusion, but Thor actually had to change clothes, so he needed the lightning blast to cover the ThunderPenis.

I’m convinced Loki is perma-nude and EVERY outfit you see is an illusion. Why deal with the discomfort of chafing pleather pants when you can just trick people into thinking you’re wearing clothes?

Also, “ThunderPenis” nearly killed me.

Same people who are upset with this kind of thing are usually pro lifers…the irony runs so deep

Ipse venit. Himself is coming. He is coming.

Hi everyone! If I could have a moment of your time, I’m doing my best to help out a good friend in her time of need! This lovely lady is Dr. Nyri Bakkalian. She is a queer Armenian-American woman with a Ph.D in history who writes some AMAZING alternate historical fiction.

Despite her qualifications, she’s still on the hunt for steady work, and a large part of her income at the moment comes from her Patreon. So I’m here to ask you to give her work a look OVER HERE and subscribe if it strikes your fancy, or if you’d like to donate directly, she has a ko-fi HERE too. 

Nyri is a huge inspiration to me, so it would mean a lot if you could help her, and if you aren’t able, please take a second to reblog this post and pass it along.

hi!! please reblog this instead of just liking, NYRI NEEDS TO MAKE RENT

here is one of my cats to catch your attention too

hey y'all, this has been boosted really well but Nyri has received NO donations. please, please, please help her out.

Reblogging again to echo the above- I’m grateful for the likes and reblogs but have not seen one donation or subscription. Please. Send a few bucks my way via the links above. I’ve gotten nothing, and rent is due soon. If rent could be paid in likes and reblogs, I’d be on the way by now, but unfortunately that’s not the world we live in.

Thanks again for your support all these months. With your help, I can make it into September and hopefully to relief.

Help my favorite historian, please. Reblog and like at the minimum. If you can donate then please do since it would mean a lot to me and the world to Dr. Sparrow.

UPDATE!: Thank you so much, a few donations have begun to trickle in over the past 24 hours! Every little bit will help, so if you haven’t already done so, please consider sending a few dollars my way. I should add, I am also slated for a job interview in a few hours and am in hope it will bring good news for the near future! Will update again soon.

NEW UPDATE! The interview happened! I won’t know whether I’m “in” for at least another week, but let’s just say I have a good feeling about this! Good news hopefully soon! As for those who have sent me donation so far, thank you! I’m still a bit short so if you haven’t already done so, please consider sending a few dollars my way over the next couple days. Your help, however small it may be, is helping me stay housed and sparing me a lot of anxiety as I try to climb out of a difficult situation and back to safety. More soon, but for now, thank you, thank you, thank you.

the exorcist meme - |2/3| colors ↳💚

Um.

Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans on the set of Avengers: Infinity War

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

Ok but imagine being the gf here

You’ve been chillin with ur S/O and u decide to get up and get a snack. U never talk to ur S/O’s roommate, but u wanna play it cool like u didn’t just have sex 20 minutes ago in this apartment while said roommate was probably home. Awk af, but u got this.

U look up and nod at them, about to offer a noncommittal “hey” or “how’s it going,” when the fucking roommate just

Looks u dead in the eyes

And fuckin

Bites a goddamn onion like an apple

It’s what he deserves

“Well look at you little one, don’t you just look really pretty today? I could stare at you forever”