rare pic of god communicating with taylor swift thanking her for making 1989

my rapper name would be ‘2 Notes’

have you ever looked a horse in their eyes?? there is absolutely nothing going on in there. no remorse or regret. horses dont have souls and cant be held morally accountable for their earthly sins and this is why i fucking hate horses

Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too?

Me: … It’s complicated …

Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-

how to spot a quality blog

-18 dashes in url -icon is a selfie -bio is blank, title is Welcome To My Fucked Up mind

*feels weak and insecure* *listens to Nicki Minaj* *becomes whole again*

Ellen degeneres

*tap tap tap*

Foot Petting

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

sitting in maths class like

one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and my life is still flashing before my eyes

I think it’s really important to recognize that romantic love is not better than other types of love!! My love for pasta, for example, is very strong and pure

"hey, how was school?”