discord server for silent video game protagonists

chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends

there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else

Eventually Link starts posting selfies in the most crazy places with monsters in the background about to hit him or closeups of plants and small critters. They also get a Thumbs Up react. Nothing else is said.

D00MGU7:

👍4 👿2 🙀1

you know what? no *powers you off*

Oh thank God finally i can sl

LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

Tell me more about life 17 year old on the internet

ok die alone then idc

the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row

HWOOOAAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Don’t forget the new cover they made for the expanded edition

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡

he is literally leaving

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

?????

copper II sulfate ass wednesday

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

I don’t care if anyone else made an audio YTP of this legendary post before me

it's so sad that jeff bezos burned up upon re-entry over sugonda

who the hell is jeff bezos

sugondese nuts

Forget to switch accounts???

imagine having a discourse blog

imagine having a blog

imagine having… for i have naught a penny to me name

i hope its macaroni art

Nine Inch Noodles

You let me pene trate you

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔

whats the point of having a glass house if youre not throwing stones

you know what nevermind that’s valid

entirely unrelated to the post, but what the fuck is going on in the replies

Fuck up up, fuck down down, fuck left right left right, fuck B, fuck A, fuck select, fuck start.

cha cha real smooth

Imagine getting to the end of this post and agreeing with OP that Tumblr isn’t inherently better than Twitter smh

forgot i had the ancient arrows equipped and accidentally sent this man to eeby deeby

would like to let everyone know that after i accidentally did this the yiga clan didnt ambush me for an in real life week

Would anyone like to guess how tall this closet is?

That was a good guess! Unfortunately it’s 25ft tall.

COME ON, PARK PLACE!

no more jokes no more mr. funnyman i'm never posting a riddle or a trick or a jape ever again. you all are only getting pictures of dryer lint from now on

i literally love dryer lint so much. it’s fluffy and fluffy and fluffy and annoying so annoying god i fucking hate dryer lint it’s the worst fucking thing i hate it i hate it i hate it wow actually it’s not so bad i love dryer lint it’s the best thing ever mmmmm i love dryer lint i love it so much it’s the most horrible thing ever i hate it hate hate hat ok i love dryer lint it’s really neat i think we should all eat dryer lint to get rid of the fucking gross ass shit i hate it so fucking much om nom mmmm it tastes really good get it sucks ew bleh it tastes gross i’m going to burn my dryer

^literally