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my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home
IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO GET IT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY NINJA
“Hinata is more impressed with Sasuke”
overwatch doesnt have any lore its all about lucio being cool and reinhardt being a sexy himbo thats IT!!!!
Aren’t you… Forgetting someone? *tries to not look hurt*
winston i am so fucking sorry i genuinely forgot ur an overwatch character for a moment you feel like a brother to me
eating a jolly rancher filled gummie
this really is the post of the decade imo
Hot hot hot hot chocolate
When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree
I can’t believe I forgot the best one
This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!
BEANS
I couldn’t resist making a transparent bean boy.
Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove
Eartha Kitt’s performance as Yzma…the music…the comedy…the Kronk. It is a perfect film
Additional reasons:
Diverse body type: Llama
Also Kuzko’s character arc is nice to see, instead of ‘be yourself’ it’s like ‘hey, don’t be an asshole’ and he actually learns it
Also r*mance wasn’t at the center of the story, growth was, and that was really refreshing
Also the STYLE:
Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)
Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides
Not that anyone asked for this but
everyone asked for it they just didn’t know they did
