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Dinofarts

@dinofarts / dinofarts.tumblr.com

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Hey! I'm Annie. Tumblr brings dishonor to my Asian family. Surprise. I am ALWAYS open for talking so send me a message! Click the arrow to the right for more pages Tags that I use (check these out for more shit): #actuallylold, #mine, #me, #answered #cool #cuteasfuck #important #SENDMEASKS Also check out my links page!

Hi everyone, I just checked my email and noticed that a whole bunch of people are still following me and I’ve gotten quite a few messages asking if I’m alright and if I’m coming back and stuff, so I’d like to address a few things publicly for all who might come across my tumblr in the future.

First off, yes I’m okay. Thank you all for the concern! I’ve just been really busy with my first year of college (I’m in California now! So much better than the Midwest) and to be frank, I’ve lost interest in tumblr. I don’t know if I’ll ever be active here again but I’ll be keeping my account around just in case I decide to come back. But I wouldn’t expect any posts, so if you unfollow me I promise I won’t hold it against you.

Now to answer some questions I commonly get...

1.) Are you Chinese?

Yes

2.) How does the grass run away?

“UR GAY”. The symbols aren’t really even Chinese, I’m just so amateur at reading the language that I tried to decipher it anyway.

4.) Where’d you get your theme?

http://www.zeldathemes.com/home ! She makes amazing themes, check her out!

Anyway, thank you everyone. There’s not all that many of you, but in the last three years (shit, has it already been three years??) this account has gone much farther than I ever expected. I never thought that 3000 strangers on the internet would care enough to read what I reblog and send me messages, but damn has it been an eye-opener. So again, thank you all. If you really want to talk to me go ahead and shoot me a message, and who knows, maybe someday I’ll reply.

But for now, good bye everyone.

Annie

Oh and to any real-life friends that might happen to stumble upon my account in the future: Ayy 

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ur sign as a smell

Aries - vodka Taurus - grass Gemini - armpits Cancer - rain Leo - new car Virgo - coffee Libra - paint Scorpio - vanilla Sagittarius - pringles Capricorn - honey Aquarius - wet rocks Pisces - fresh laundry

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I'm a Taurus. Well this is weird.

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This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”

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TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

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ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

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For anybody who manages to see this: here's an explanation of the post (no, they do not "run away")

http://dinofarts.tumblr.com/post/78690978934/how-does-the-grass-run-away

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I think it’s safe to say that’s not snow.

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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

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oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

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do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.