I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
what are those poseable anime dolls called
bionicles
i think the mediterranean sea is the most perfect girl in the world and i'm in love with her so if she wants to swallow me alive that's her god given right
one thing about me is whenever my customers are a group of frat boys I pack their groceries to be as heavy as possible so they have to out-alpha-male their friends by not struggling to pick up the grocery bags. they may have more money than me but they are merely pawns in my game...
Lady at work was telling me about her son who makes music so I asked what kind of music he makes and she said "oh you know he just makes his little sounds"
Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show
The Google Cultural Institute documents the worldās art and other cultural treasures. At the California Academy of Sciences in San Francisco, Google workers 3D scanned these skulls, which you can view at any angle.
seventeen-hamsters-in-a-raincoat
Me & the girls when mozzarella sticks are 50% off
Hey yāall wanna see the worst drink Iāve ever had to make. And we DID make it pretty because the lady was nice and there was literally no other customer in the store hold on let me find the picture
This drink cost 18$ and when she googled the recipe she wrote āCostco and Wandaā instead of cosmo
She had to buy 2 different Frappuccinoās and have them poured into a cup and also a cake pop separately
Never a good sign when heās trending
Fucking update
this video of gerard bemoaning the fact that despite being in a group that usually involves at least 7 or 8 guys he can't seem to get a DND group going and frank having to jump in and rescue his dignity is so good it's a timeless document to me
sorry I need to be clear here I mean frank is trying to rescue his own dignity/ability to get laid ever again in his life after the guy fronting his band just openly admitted to painting orc figurines
call your girl naruto the way shippuden this dick in her mouth
it is so fucking infuriating that as a butch woman, 9 times out of 10 it is my strong body that people see as exempting me from being considered a (normal) woman. it is my arms that i put work into, my broad dependable shoulders, that are most deplorable among women. my solid blue collar worker frame is the number one thing people cite when they want to justify assuming i'm a man. not my hair. not my clothes.
as if being strong, belonging to myself, is the biggest sin imaginable. think about that shit for like 2 whole seconds. mainstream culture wants to jump on the 'women are strong' bandwagon but the minute a woman has the wide lats or defined forearms that come with strength, we're ugly again.
okay I made my heartfelt serious post for the month time to go back to talking about cum or whatever
oh cum, you are joy
a profound sense of delight
from each sucky suck
nobody's ever happy around here