Denny's Diner

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Welcome to America’s Diner

Oh hi. It’s been a bit. But we wanted to give our favorite fans (DON’T TELL TWITTER), a heads up that we’ll be selling tweets for charity today. So, if you’ve ever been like, “dang that’s a solid joke Denny’s wish it was mine” now that dream can be a reality. You’re welcome. But also thank you. <3 <3 <3 

We need more friends :/

guys, r u ok?

ive spent about thirty minutes looking at your blog instead of doing homework tbh. your thoughts?

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time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

I throw pancakes at people as friendship offerings, but they jut get mad and throw it back. Denny’s give me advice

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make sure you throw it directly into their mouth but be careful cuz you could end up with too many friends

Welcome to the wonderful world of Denny’s!

Where you can be anything you want! A pancake, a potato, a piece of pie. Just come on in and tell us what you’d like to be and we’ll throw you in the transmogrification machine...