deeperthanswampmud
“I don’t have my vagina with me” is now my go-to.
Pros for dating me
•Netflix and cuddling •Lots of sleep and cuddling •Random hugs an kisses •I hate everyone so I won’t hoe around •We eat food a lot •We can have weird dance parties •I’ll answer your text •I’ll actually snapchat you with a pic
splashmouth13
How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert
autumn-will-come
pistachios
Source: forgifs.com
lolexpress
When a body part falls asleep
-imaginarythoughts-
This is the best gif to depict that feeling
AS A PILOT SEES THE WORLD......
A Lake in Pomerania, Poland
Amsterdam
Athens
Bac Son Valley, Vietnam
Barcelona
Bern
Cape Town
Central Park, New York City
Chicago
Dubai
Dubrovnik
Giza Pyramids, Egypt
Mali, Maldives
Mangroves in New Caledonia
Marina Bay, Dubai
Maze at Longleat, England
Meskendir Valley, Turkey
Mexico City
Moscow
Namib Desert, Namibia
Niagara Falls, U.S.A.
Paris
Rio de Janeiro
Seattle
Shanghai
Terraced Rice Fields, China
Tulip Fields, The Netherlands
Vancouver
Vatican City
Venice
tastefullyoffensive
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
pvtleonardchurch
listen up you motherfucker
A Short History of the Modern World by Robin Edds/Reddit Previously: The Adventures of George Washington
grinandclaireit-deactivated2016
If I was gonna hire a dog walker off of Craigslist it’d be this guy
Alternative Lightsaber Techniques.
I might have reblogged this already but here it is again.
the-cyanide-exploder
But why bother torturing a dead body?
because a cauterized gut/torso stab won’t result in death right away unless it’s to the heart
Lightsaber can’t be turned off when 2 blades are locked together. The beams get slightly meshed together. This is why they are portrayed as kinda hard to pull apart after a hard clash. Otherwise these are brilliant
