Skeleton girlfriend who keeps locking your possessions in chests and guarding them with a rusty sword
When she's losing in argument she falls apart on the floor and refuses to talk to you
Skeleton girlfriend always forgets her ulna at home 🙄
Skeleton girlfriend makes you answer a riddle while laughing maniacally every time you want to enter your room
I was about to reblog this, and then I saw the picture and I got the joke, in that order.
like this is just what a normal D&D session is like
If I hadn’t seen this caption I literally would never have gotten the joke. This is just a perfect representation of a normal D&D session.
hot take but if a business only takes photos of its products in blindingly bright jewelry store lighting and nothing else, all that conveys to me is that said products don't look good in any other lighting
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This typically how I play atheist. I’ve played characters that have literally met gods and still refused to pray to them.
Atheists in settings with “gods” are basically just people who decided “those fuckers aren’t gods. We have records of them getting stabbed to death. Bitches are just really powerful magical assholes. If I wanted to worship a powerful magical asshole I’d go to the brothel.”
The distinction between ‘god’ and ‘final boss’ is purely a matter of politics and strategy.
What if we kissed… under a rotting tree… hiding from the giant stag beetle??
In the absence of adventurers, dungeon leaders must find ways to kill time. Although I don’t draw much of this group anymore they are still a personal favorite
Given recent events, I highly encourage everyone to cancel their HBOmax subscriptions. It's clear this new regime has absolutely zero respect for creators or fans. The industry has always been bad but this is a whole new frankly unforgivable level of disrespect. And this is still just the beginning.
Great advice from @TheIceQueer on Twitter
Your character can be a shithead without you treating your table badly, and for the love of anything, don't burden your table with "nah, my character is an asshole so I'm not going to help". I have absolutely seen and encouraged parties to leave those characters at the inn.
The fact that Mark Cuban can do this is just further proof of how much capatalism is f*cking people over.
Billionaire investor Mark Cuban launched an online pharmacy Thursday that offers more than 100 generic drugs at an affordable price with a goal of being “radically transparent” in its price negotiations with drug companies.
For example, the leukemia drug imatinib is priced at $47 a month on MCCPDC compared to the $9,657 retail price.
The online pharmacy’s prices for generics factor in a 15% margin on top of actual manufacturer prices and a $3 pharmacist fee, the statement said.
PLEASE SPREAD THIS INFO
yes this is pretty unbelievable right now—but just look at the replies and reblogs of this post—look at all these people on twitter talking about their own experiences with it now too—this is actually real
and yes everyone is waiting for a catch, but remember it is a PRIVILEGE to think about not sharing this information out of spite for billionaires rather than needing this opportunity regardless of how long it lasts or if mark cuban is doing this for his own gain
so please share. thanks
i keep seeing this post go around without the link!?
Its shop update time! I arranged the D20 again...doing it more often I really get faster. This time I tried to arrange them from top left to bottom right in a rainbow as much as possible with only 49 D20s. Some of the sets are already gone in preorders. You can always order sets per DM when they are not in the etsy shop or you want a custom order or composition of dice.
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