ma there's a weird fucking cat outside
joofers-the-red-deactivated2022
Saw this screenshot on twitter
Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far
“Get the strap!”
all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS
op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar
Anonymous asked:
Hello! Can you write another fic about old!dean and young!cas? I saw the previous one it was amazing!
“My damn hip,” Dean grumbled over breakfast, and Cas lifted his eyebrow.
“You could always let me heal you,” he pointed out, but Dean shook his head.
“I’ve been to Hell and back, fought the Devil himself. I’ll be damned, again, if I can’t deal with a little bit of pain in my side.”
“You’ve made a rather grumpy old man,” Cas replied, pouring them both some orange juice and kissing the top of Dean’s gray head as he passed back to his own seat.
“I never expected to get old. Demons, I can deal with. Achy joints? I’d rather take on a room of vamps.”
“You’re sixty eight years old, Dean. Even you couldn’t take on a room of vamps at your age.”
Dean scoffed.
“Dyin’ by fighting monsters is a hell of a way to go,” Dean admitted, and Cas leveled him with a glare.
“That isn’t funny,” he said. “You don’t get to decide to die just because you’re scared.”
“Scared?” Dean laughed. “After everything I’ve been through? Shit.”
“You’re scared of growing old, of becoming ‘useless’ as you’ve said countless times.”
“Yeah, well, who knew I’d live this long? I planned to go out saving someone! ‘Course I’m scared, dammit. I’m weak! This wasn’t supposed to even be a possibility! Now what am I, huh? An old man with a bum hip, having to depend on an angel who probably wants to be somewhere else. ”
Cas rose and made his way to Dean’s side. He sat in the chair next to him, pulled up close, and gently placed his hands on Dean’s.
“There is no where else I want to be,” Cas finally said quietly. “Ever since I pulled you from Hell, I knew that I belonged by your side. I rebelled and I never once regretted my decision, because you are the one human, the only living thing, that taught me to love. You are worth the world to me, Dean. You always have been. And the thought of you in pain, even though I can help, makes my heart ache.”
Dean finally met Cas’ eyes.
"Cas…I don’t know what I did to deserve you, but I love you.”
“You saved the world, repeatedly. Now it’s your turn to be taken care of.”
Dean smiled, and flipped his hand over to entwine their fingers together.
“Will you heal me?” he asked softly.
“Any time you want me to,” Cas replied.
Cas lay his hands on Dean’s side, and as a white, warm light began to emanate from the area, and Dean sighed in relief, Cas leaned in to whisper quietly into Dean’s ear.
“I love you too.”
I wrote this in 2015 and now my heart hurts.
the cw: hey south america, did you dub the unrequited love confession from castiel for episode 18?
south american network: …unrequited what?
the cw: you know, when cas dies after saying ‘i love you, bye dean’
south american network: yeah, ‘i love you’, then bi dean
the cw: bye, dean
south american network: bi dean
the cw: BYE, DEAN
reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.
770 notes!
94 notes.
nervousnightcollector87
1158
What I expected: Maybe 40 tops
What I got: 35,241
My stupid ass forgot I used to make gifs
I found this prompt in my Destiel ideas file and IM GONNA EXPLODE.
19. (TW for CNC/NC) This is a hella porny one, but imagine Dean finding Incubus!Cas looking really worn down or something, right? And it’s because Cas has been disconnected from The Host and refuses to feed on humans sexually because morals. But he doesn’t tell Dean this at first. Dean, being Dean, brings him home and nurses him back to health, but all the caring touches are what are helping Castiel, not the “secret recipe” soup Dean makes him. So it comes out that Cas is an incubus and Dean is absolutely on board with that from the beginning but OH NO friendship cock block, what to do?
WAIT WAIT okay I was planning on Dean being an engineer or something but what if Dean actually works as a phone sex operator?! And THAT could be what helps Cas feed because he can hear through the walls or something, but it ALSO adds to the whole "sexual tension" thing because Dean talks about sex for a living and neither of them are having any. Should I write this??
The Mandalorian: *briefly moves Baby Yoda off his lap*
Baby Yoda: Father is… evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the galaxy as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
letitrainathousandflames
Yes, and also-
Anakin: *nudges R2D2 out of the way with his foot* excuse me, artoo
R2D2, beeping indignantly: [you KICK artoo?? You kick artoo like football?? Oh! Oh! Jail for father! Jail for father for One Thousand Years!]
Wait wait wait...are you telling me that Sean Chiplock, this sweet little cutie right here:
voices Harsi, the sexiest fucking character to ever be created in a video game?
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”
Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson
I like this WAY more then I should
BIG BABY <3
miss-madame-404
Source: twitter.com
Klaus, sleep deprived and wishing he was dead: five honey i love you but please stop grinning while swinging a bloody axe around its making it very hard to pass you of as an actual child
Five: this one has a nice weight! it will probably be easier for my younger body to use when they attack us.
Klaus: we're in walmart you're scaring the employees
Five: *continuing to swing it around*
Klaus: fivey they work in retail haven't they been through enough
Five: *spots the shovels*
Klaus: five please.
does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it
I gotchu
YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!
Dean: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up.
Sam: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Dean: Spiders
Castiel: Wasps
Bobby: Terriers
Random demon they’re currently interrogating: Crowley