Dean and I are literally walter white and jesse

Me: it would be so cool if we were like Waldrip and jessimer cooking meth George: No it wouldn’t! If I was waldrip I would have to abuse you every day! Me: we already abuse each other George: I would have to switch from every other day to every other day! It doubles your suffering! Squadruples your squagmire!

icant stop thinking about the post

always thinking of this post 

240/500$

I dont want to talk about my medical issues too in-depth in a public space. But if you know me, you know I've been struggling.

I have been looking for work with no takers. I am an obviously LGBT person, forced to live in a small rural conservative town since my mother kicked me out, making me homeless. I am lucky to live in a temporary situation with my uncle & father but I am not sure how long that will last. I can no longer work in construction, my dream job and the only job I'm trained for, since of an injury last year that almost killed me. That injury has been getting worse, and I will never be able to pay for a fix. I can go in depth if you dm me, kindly.

My family have been taking money from me without my permission. My bank account, my savings that Ive had for months, has been dwindling. I did not expect my medical issues to get worse in the middle of me having a regular job, and being forced to quit because of the labor it required on my body.

Due to stress and pain, I have not been able to work on art like I would want. I have not been able to complete commissions or adopts. I have not been able to draw my comic that I promised my friends I'd work on, even with the support & love I have been receiving. My stress has been making my paranoia and psychosis even worse, another reason I have not been able to do the art for people that I owe.

I am sorry for a sob story. But I need help. I cannot pay you back, yet, but once I get on my feet doing art regularly and maybe even a job hiring me I will try. If you all would like an editor for stories, help on ocs, or anything else in that wheelhouse -- I can try to help if you help me out.

I always tried to give back to the people that needed it, and I hate once again being in a situation where I need money. I was not able to escape my mother last year and now I am in a situation I cannot control. I do not want to die. I know I begged last year, and you always see these things, but I need you.

300$ is my minimum goal. 500$ is my hope. I will edit this post as I gain money, so check back. I will change the image if I reach that 500$ goal so you can see it from reblogs. This will hold me over for at least 3 months, which I hope will be enough time for me to be able to do art & commissions like I need to.

Please do not tag as any blocked a / id tags, I do not want to take any chances of my blog being any sort of banned.

Thank you. Under cut is how you can help.

Hi … Im Felix. 19 years old artist. cartoonist. everything. this is my wizard realm

suport me if you want i like to create for you

who up

who up

i think nathan fielder is sexy in a way that post is like the way you get horny instead of scared like “i cant panic if all the blood is in my dick” fear reaction

this pic of him getting a blow torch to the dick is how it feels

when you want to eat chips, but you have a cut on my your finger!

Oh hi Dean

oh hi skippy,

ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's And her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way 'Cause that would blow me round the world in a day We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Yo mama got the wings and teeth of an african bat!

Day 1 of trying to kill dean with my mind

I was sadder than ever when I found out what happened to George - damned by his prideful soul and arrogant nature, he trotted through the streets, was run over and Flat Stanley’d by a car, and promptly fell into a manhole. Oh, if only I could’ve saved him from his terrible fate!

Imagine a man, a teen, pitiful whelp, scorned by all, despised to the point of reminiscing on ones past, remembering the story told about ones self, being flat stanley'd, pushed off a cliff, and floating into the propellors of a plane, only to turn around and piggyback off said tale, to spin not only a lie, but a cheap imitation, weakly, meekly, at the perpetrator, yet unable to have a lasting impact whatsoever as had been impacted upon ones self

imagine a stupid idiot - uh oh! Looks like you just imagined George, or “Grox”.

Hark! He's too stupid to spell his own name, even when the information is laid right in front of him!

Errrrr… this you?

Literally the pitiful death rattle of a defeated man

George may try to seem aloof, but let it be known that I just heard him say - aloud! - “I wanna kill you”

Dean may sound proud in his respite, but let it be known that what prompted my cry was him saying, "I'm eating a cookie right now"

Mmmmmmmmmmmm…

I want to kill you

She say im insane yaa i might blow my brain out

Day 1 of trying to kill dean with my mind

I was sadder than ever when I found out what happened to George - damned by his prideful soul and arrogant nature, he trotted through the streets, was run over and Flat Stanley’d by a car, and promptly fell into a manhole. Oh, if only I could’ve saved him from his terrible fate!

Imagine a man, a teen, pitiful whelp, scorned by all, despised to the point of reminiscing on ones past, remembering the story told about ones self, being flat stanley'd, pushed off a cliff, and floating into the propellors of a plane, only to turn around and piggyback off said tale, to spin not only a lie, but a cheap imitation, weakly, meekly, at the perpetrator, yet unable to have a lasting impact whatsoever as had been impacted upon ones self

imagine a stupid idiot - uh oh! Looks like you just imagined George, or “Grox”.

Hark! He's too stupid to spell his own name, even when the information is laid right in front of him!

Errrrr… this you?

Literally the pitiful death rattle of a defeated man

George may try to seem aloof, but let it be known that I just heard him say - aloud! - “I wanna kill you”

Dean may sound proud in his respite, but let it be known that what prompted my cry was him saying, "I'm eating a cookie right now"

Mmmmmmmmmmmm…