julia’s psychological warfare knows no bounds. no limits. no ethics. we have to stop her before she can hurt more people. liar and a snake. twisted. evil. gutted. wretched. bad!
I can handle people blazing their nudes but I draw the line at Christian preachers
why shouldn't the christian preachers be able to blaze their nudes?
i think God said something about it or something
ohhh ok, i didn't realise they had camera phones back when god wrote that
yah she's like omniscient or some shit
like she lays eggs?
No other website captures the chaotic "yes, and" energy of a friend group on a Discord call at 3am quite like Tumblr.
ATTENTION!
FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED
i got merchant
Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience
i just impulsively told the a/c repair guy he can “go nuts eating out of the pantry, i don’t care” i mean i do care if he gets too nuts with it. but he said really? and i doubled down by saying “go crazy”
he just broke for lunch, didn’t take anything from my pantry. so, what, i’m ugly? is it my stink or…?
I’m not sure whether this is actually funny but I like how his little angry faces turned out.
Can confirm that this is funny
traffic would be solved if everyone drove forwards at the same time yet nobody does because of all the liberals
"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop
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"womens section"... more like where the hot men shop
"soup section"... more like where's the clothes
superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.
my parents don’t even know i don’t have tits
This is the best reply to this. None will ever come close.
people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence
gnome
what was that. did you guys see that
wtf
Anonymous asked:
wait people are legit orphans?? like irl??
IM SCREAMING????? WHAT
