i don't even care if he has powers because everything else about him is so funny. he has more money than he could ever use and is CEO of a thriving corporation, yet he's driven to madness by a middle class family the next state over. people find him attractive on a grand scale yet he only has eyes for a married woman he knew in college and didn't talk to for 20 years. he's smart enough to evade the law, play two sides down the middle during a ghost invasion and set up an actual cloning lab so he can make people, yet his archnemeses are a village idiot and a C student. he can't charm someone into letting him adopt them even when their parents pose actual mortal danger to them, and the one time he did succeed it brought on the apocalypse. he can't live anywhere without the place getting federal attention and/or destroyed. he can't even raise a cat right. the world would literally, canonically explode if vlad got his way for even five minutes. he is the essence of poor little meow meow