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Description: Tiktok from user kurtisconner featuring user dannygonzalez. Kurtis walks through the front door, and the camera cuts to Danny, who is eating takis and says "Kurtis is here?" Cheerful music begins to play and Kurtis waves awkwardly. Danny waves back and says "Kurtis!" Kurtis begins to walk weirdly while squeaking sound effects play. Suddenly intense music plays and Danny races towards Kurtis and picks him up by his throat. He says "Get the fuck out of here" in a low distorted voice.
If you went by what you see on TV you’d think the nation was gripped in a collective outpouring of grief and.. it isn’t! No spontaneous flower tributes, no black armbands. People are just getting on with their lives. The only public displays are by brands and businesses.
Look at the number of flowers in town today under the queen statue. They’ve optimistically set the barriers far back anticipating thousands. There’s about 15. There was no one there paying their respects either. Literally no one. The biggest queue was at a burger van nearby.
as a comparison, this was Kensington Palace after Diana died:
Reblog to make Lizs ghost furious
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reblog if your name isn't Hans.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
How the hell are there 11 million people here?
It’s scabbing and so it itches A LOT and I’m struggling a lot to not touch it... but it’s beautiful and perfect and everything I wanted.
Disclaimer: if you say a single word about ancient curses, I will rip your head off for your very Christian and Eurocentric approach toward ancient non-Western cultures. If you want to know more about my tattoo, the woman who had it close to two millennia before me, or my own reasons for the tattoo, I’m happy to answer those questions. If you tell me I’m cursed because you think everything ancient holds some magical and malevolent power, I will actually destroy you.
Dermatologists hate her! Achieve the complexion of a 1500 year old mummy with this one weird trick!
If it was a before/after pic, it would've made the whole "this is definitely NOT cursed, how dare you" part of the post a bit sus
No one will let me just wither away in peace, it’s all “why did you invoke the curse” this and “ancient sins” that...
If you tell the average person "Yeah, back in the 80s the CIA was funneling cocaine into the US and helping spread crack into Black neighborhoods in order to raise money for fascist militias in South America, and then a journalist broke the story & he 'committed suicide' by shooting himself twice in the back of the head," they're gonna look at you like you're rambling about chemtrails and space aliens, but that's just like...a thing that happened. They made a movie & everything.
It’s such an annoying white feminist go-to move to say it’s misogyny whenever you’re challenged on bad behavior. “If I were a man…” Yes, double standards are pervasive and something to always be aware of but the goal of feminism shouldn’t be to be able to get away with the worst of what terrible white men can get away with.
The Forbidden Pool
Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care
I love how southern Westeros is just like. relatively normal medieval society, meanwhile the North is like: well, we’re ruled by people that can control animals with their minds, down there we’ve got the possibly-not-fully-human swamp people that live in moving castles, off that coast is where women shapeshift and mate with bears, in the east are the vampire folk that like to skin people alive, and over there’s our unicorn-inhabitated cannibal island
Everyone playing Stray: *sobbing over a cute cat*
Me playing The Mortuary Assistant: *sobbing over the closure ending*
If you know, you know.
The way Steve could have jumped into the lake in his clothes like everyone else but he thought no! lemme show off real quick and throw my jumper in a homoerotic way at Eddie and then smile at him over my bare shoulder before doing a gay little dive. Like honestly, Steve, you are a little slut.
most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years
Gonna start posting about friends like it’s supernatural
They were in love here
In over a year this is the only funny tag on this post