heard that the queen is spending some time upstate on this big farm with other queens, where she's got lots of room to run around and play
none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?
this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service
schaduwen-deactivated20220817
when 2 buses pass each other and the bus drivers don't wave at each other like omg....did you guys break up....
If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.
Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.
the-aefe
But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check
If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.
the-aefe
MY EYES AND EARS
“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”
“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”
“Yeah, they did.”
“Fucking idiot.”
the-aefe
4 years of community assassin college for nothing
Dont care didnt ask plus the sleeves of your wizard robe are embarrassingly short
im sorry what are the logistics here? could you break this position down for me?
"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school
why don’t you go dip a hunk of bread into a bowl of hot homemade soup and maybe you’ll calm down buddy
mr. boombastic
this gets a burst of notes every friday
pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at
bird-big
if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger
When you're blogging on tumblr I expect your cock to be flaccid
ailment-remade-deactivated20210
sire i’m afraid that will not be possible
Then I shall have your head!!
girl i can make that pussy chime
girl i can make that pussy sound like a nirnroot
girl i cannot find the pussy but i can hear it
girl help i am downloading a mod to silence your pussy
help girl after installing the mod the pussy wont launch
imagine you’re on a road trip with the love of your life and your boyfriend like, insists you pick up this fucked up little hitchhiker who’s like 4 feet tall and looks like he’s literally about to die, then you hear the hitchhiker conspiring to KILL you and your boyfriend and steal your shit, so you tell your boyfriend and he’s like “oh no he’s harmless you’re lying” and basically this fucked up danny devito sized slimeball breaks up your relationship and your boyfriend leaves you on the side of the road!! that’s what happened to samwise gamgee.
I think a universal constant for children is wanting one of these more than anything in the world