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People who promote juice cleanses and like Consuming charcoal literally sound like “doctors” in Ancient Greece who thought people could get “hysteria” when their uterus moved around the body at will towards and away good or bad smells like stop trying to get me to go on a liquid diet I know it’s you Pliny The Elder
i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together!
This is a good post, but I’ve got a couple additions that OP overlooked:
2. 1,000 candelabras 3. full-size pipe organ
I made more BNHA posters!! And I’ll keep making ‘em 8D Here’s three more that I have thus far.
me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)
Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.
me on public transit listening to music pretending like i’m in an indie movie
Any random man: *is surprisingly strong*
Javert:
It’s so alarming to look at the history of soft drinks and see how they went from literally something people categorized as a “candy” to something we were pushed to chug down with every meal. There was a time people “went out for a soda” like it was a special occasion or gave a few sodas as holiday or birthday gifts. Drinking a coke occupied the same sort of cultural place as eating an ice cream cone or having some chocolate cake. Then Coca Cola and its competitors got to thinking “what if we just advertised it like it’s normal to have our luxurious dessert for every single meal of the day??? Holy cow $$$$$$$$$$$$$” and they successfully normalized that idea to where a huge portion of the ENTIRE WORLD thinks nothing of it.
I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.
In Finland on the other hand.
Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.
PERRrrRrrRrKELE
((Two kinds of people))
I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power
do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.
a resume is just a ref for your worksona
if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me
british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
