I had no idea there was such a big difference between 5'5" and 5'0"

op i’m going to send this to my high school math teacher so he can show this to his students who forget to properly scale their axes

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

twitter was fucking brutal today

I’m just imagining Edward trying to read Bella’s thought and hearing the dial-up noise.

I tried to clock out of work and this is all the computer did.

Don’t leave

Probably still had a moment of panic thinking he dropped it on the way off the plane

“Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under”

Dcdcfvybtvfcexwxd

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

:/

THIS IS SO PURE

Such an accurate description of myself.

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

Please receive Christ

I had that Birthday cake as a kid. Now i know why my overprotective parents hid the toy from me

Which is creepier, this animatronic Elvis I ripped the face off of while disassembling it, or this selfie with me wearing it’s face?

The fact that you thought of doing this at all