Summer twitter doodles ☁

I decided I needed to fix the cover of my book.

Irish Wolfhounds are also known as gentle giants.

they’re also also known as Greater Fraggles

…I’ll make them love me

one thing I never see anyone take into account is the fact that Hogwarts must be crawling with cats. you’re allowed to bring either a cat, an owl, or a toad. if we assume only 1/3 of the students bring cats with them, that’s still, like, HUNDREDS OF CATS.

#and how many of those cats were spayed or neutered??#are there rules about spaying/neutering your cat and when were those rules made if so?#do the teachers remember the ‘great kitten infestation of 65?#where they had not just hundreds of cats at hogwarts but HUNDREDS OF KITTENS#so many kittens the students come to hogwarts with a cat and come home with an armful of them#teachers are given kittens#mcgonagall walking into class carrying a kitten#kittens chasing after dumbledore’s robes in the great hall#playpens in the common rooms for kittens#kittens everywhere

WHAT IF MCGONAGALL TAUGHT MANNERS AND STUFF TO THE KITTENS AND THEY EVEN TRAINED THEM TO BE LIKE HELPERS. LIKE THEY COULD LEAD 1ST YEARS TO CLASS AND ALERT TEACHERS TO MISCHIEF OR RETRIEVE MADAME POMPFREY IN AN EMERGENCY

I am all for Professor McGonagal raising and training an army of cat TAs. 

bartender this is not what I ordered but it’s much better than what I asked for

here they come again

ambitious

My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else.  Orlando’s kindness blows me away.

this is boss

Incredible person right here.

Pahahahahaha! Man. Everybody needs a friend like that. LOLOL!

Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and Scarlett Johansson Have an Older-Man Problem

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

Will we meet again sometime? Sure we will. I promise.

Phyllis Chesler, Ph.D.

Layin’ down the intersectional critique.

(via inlovewithyourdecades)

expectations vs reality has never been so beautiful

I am a people person I love working in retail There is no war in Ba Sing Se