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The Squid Squad!

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Hello people of Tumblr! I'm Daniel, and I like Splatoon and Splatoon RPs! If you want to know about me or anything, come to me!

@tamarinfrog / @searching-for-bananaflies / @cafe-cardamari who makes cruddy unfinished comics like gaston? *points to me* :’D

Lyrics:

Daisy: (2)Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Jonquil; (3)Looking so down in the dumps..

Cosmo: (4)Every guy here’d love to be you, Jonquil! (5)Even when taking your lumps! 

Daisy: (6)There’s no man in town as admired as you! You’re everyone’s favorite guy!

Sorrel: (7)Everyone’s awed and inspired by you.

All: (8)And it’s not very hard to see why!! (sorrel: yeugh..)

Cosmo: (9) No one’s slick as Jonquil, (10)no one’s quick as Jonquil.

Daisy: (11)No ones neck’s as incredibly (12)THICC as Jonquil!~ For there’s no man in town half as manly!

Cosmo: (13)Perfect of pure paragon!

All: (14) You can ask Sorrel, Cosmo, or Daisy, (15)and we’ll tell you (16)who’s team we’d (17)prefer to (18)be on…! (Sorrel: Nngh!)

All: (19)No one’s (20)been like Jonquil, (21)the king pin like Jonquil; (22)No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Jonquil!

Jonquil: (23)As a specimen, yes, (24)I’m intimidating!

All: (25)My, what a guy, that Jonquil!

Jonquil: (26)I needed encouragement, (27)from no one but you. 

All: (28)Well there’s no one as easy to bolster as you..!

Bystanders: (29)No (30)one (31)fights like Jonquil, (32)dowses lights like Jonquil.-

Daisy: (33)In a wrestling match, nobody “bites” like Jonquil~ (34)For there’s no one as burly or brawny~<3

Jonquil: (35)As you see, I’ve got biceps to spare!

Sorrel: (36)Not a bit of him’s graggly or scrawny.

Jonquil: (37)That’s right! (38)And where else can you find these pecs oh so rare??

Sorrel: (39)No one hits like Jonquil-

Daisy: (40)Matches wits like Jonquil!

Cosmo: (41)In a spitting match, nobody spits like Jonquil!

Jonquil: (42.)I’m especially good at expectorating! *ptOOY*

Bystanders: (42..)10 points for Jonquil!

Jonquil: (43)When I was a lad, (44.)I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me (44..)get large!

Jonquil: (45.)And now that I’m grown, (45..)I eat 5 dozen eggs! (46.)So I’m roughly the size (46..)of a barge…!!!

Daisy: (47)Who has brains! (like Jonquil!)

Sorrel: (48)Entertains! (like Jonquil!) sorrel regretting my actions

Cosmo: (49)Who can make up these endless refrains like Jonquil..!

Jonquil: (50)I use booty in all of my decorating!

Daisy+Sorrel: (51.)Say it again!

Cosmo+Sorrel: (51..)Who’s a man upon man!?

All: (52.) Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his teammates and 5 hangers on!

All: (52..) There’s just one guy in town whose got all of it down…!!

All: (53)JONQUIL…!!!

I…. Well this is the crazy but still amazing! And those two go so well together! Hahah!

I almost forgot I made this. This was actually one of my only good memories here. It's a shame the splatoon stuff is done honestly, but I loventhe new stuff just as much!

Finally got this done!

I’ve wanted to make an organised master list for Cafe Cardamari Tales/Bottled Up fan-fiction for a little while now, and got around to starting it a couple days ago. With the fandom(s) being so small (and tumblr’s search function being so unreliable) I thought this would beneficial for others in the fandom to make this little easy and accessible list.

While this compilation consists of all known fan-fictions submitted to @tamarinfrog and others found all over the web, this list is most likely incomplete. I’m sure i’ve missed some that are out there in the deep pages of google search, and I plan to update this each time a new fic is created or found.

Hopefully some of you find this helpful!

I… Had no idea there was this many. Thank you for all the writers and thank you for putting this together!

Bottled Up: A Job Offer - Page 7 (Open image in new tab for full size)

Comic Archive - Updated on Tuesdays

Whinter opens up. And looks like he’s safe from a trip to police station. Now what could ever these people want from him?