really enjoying the wave of tags I’m getting as September 1st dawns across the world of when people scheduled this last year… love you all

The Illusive Man: Don't interfere with my plans, Shepard. I won't warn you again.

Shepard:

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

god is hiding somewhere in here and he is only $4.99

what kinda 20s are y’all experiencing, music is all that’s getting me through this

I just had to...

Pretending to sleep so you'll be carried to bed.

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[ID: A comic of a little kid pretending to be asleep. The kid and their parents are draw as stylized teddy bears. The comic begins with a wide view of the freeway as the lights reflect off the pavement and shine through the dark. In the car, the child is pretending to be asleep against the window. The parent says off-panel "We're home!" "Aww, you sleepin?" says the parent as they pick them up from the car seat. Carrying them upstairs, the parent gives them a little kiss on the head and says "Goodnight, love."

PERSUASION 2022 | dir. Carrie Cracknell

ALONE EXCEPT FOR THE STRING QUARTET I GUESS

every day of having a job is like “well well well if it isn’t the consequences of other people’s actions”

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about

Dr. Stephen "I'm not like the other Stephens" Strange

the feminine urge to buy an overpriced Drink every time it’s sunny outside

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

are you telling me that barbie STOPS the heat death of the universe?

i see that the barbie people have finally picked up on what stories little girls actually play out with their toys

the way in ten years when this situation has been britneyified people who are in my replies right now saying “umm did she not literally cut his finger off????” will be on twitter lecturing me about how “we were ALL complicit in the abuse of amber heard 😔✊” and people making youtube videos with “expert” analysis of ambers body language and facial expressions to prove that she’s a liar are gonna be making videos like “how johnny depp tricked us all 😳”… insanity. girl when that time comes speak for your fucking self because we were not ALL gullible misogynists

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

look I understand it’s the internet and whatever but i am begging you guys to understand: if you try to be playfully/sarcastically mean-spirited to someone who you have zero established relationship with, 99/100 times you will just come across as an asshole.

(This is true for leaving fic comments like “this is disgusting and I’m keeping it” or “well that was stupid, I’m in love” like… Just be earnest and honest and KIND for once in your life, it’s literally a comment on fanfiction, there’s no room for weird mean-spirited irony. You can’t get more weird and earnest than fanfiction so just be earnest and nice back.)

the universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but girl please.

everybody stop bringing bad takes from twitter to tumblr right NOW we have our own venomous native species you're disturbing the ecosystem

“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

It's true.

I worked with a beekeeper (not at beekeeping, guy had a day job as a machinist and kept bees as a side thing). One day there was a swarm in the parking lot and people were freaking out because, y'know, BEES EVERYWHERE. Beekeeper guy went to his truck. Pulled a swarm-catching box out. Put it on the ground and walked away. Bees went in the box after a while. Guy put the box back in his truck and drove home with them.

You cannot prevent bees from leaving a hive they don't like the conditions of, without also preventing them from being able to make honey. The latter is dependent on them being able to come and go as they please. If they don't like their hive THEY WILL LEAVE.

Beekeeping is probably the single most non-exploitative animal agriculture in the entirety of human history. I don't know how it's even possible to exploit bees. They answer only to their queen.

and if they don’t like the queen, they kill her

Bees really are the French of the animal world and they are so valid