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hi im joe

Have never not wanted to go to brunch so bad

#it’s 6 am and I have yet to Zzzzzzz

im gay btw

i always find the term user-centred so funny bc its like ... what else u gonna be centred on

#This d?????#catpitalism

okokok i have to do a case study for this new joob

#wish me LUCK #they want me to write it 100% in french tho #Yeowch!

i would quite simply do anything for adrian brody

Audio doesn't match subtitles incident, thousands dead millions injured

ok but who can like. bring me some peace and tranquility <3

corn!

My toxic trait is that I’m walking 1h20 across paree rather than taking a 40 min metro

#40 min #in the subway #just seems .. so long

makes the scooby laugh my personality trait

#its just so ME

oooo didnt kno arrabbiata sauce was spicy

#its ok i can handle it :)

litcherally obsessed with brittany broski

Anonymous asked:

If I was your neighbor, I would let you flash to me whenever you wanted <3

thank u sm <3

started unintentionally flashing my neighbour since my bathroom curtain fell off so he’s blocked his window with a clothes rack

#i mean #im not 100% sure he could see me #bc there was already a lil thing on his window #but anyway #never seen him do that so one can only deduce he saw me in my birthday suit and decided #he did not want a party #</3

why do gay men walk so fast?

#i kno she a stereotype but honestly... i do b walking fast #i read in an article that it was to show confidence #like yea im strutting #and another take was that it stem from moving quick to avoid being judged in heteronormative society #and then it was like it could b an urban thing bc gay men statistically more concentrated in walkable urban area #anyway #whats ur take

Mmmmm nuts

enigmasandepiphanies

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

#ok but relatable

in the mood for avocado on toast and a relationship <3

#this is wurk rigmarole pls disregard #its my way or the highway!

Abbddjksd I got fired today and my friend sends me THIS