yeah I know them we went to tumblr together
Who has a fetish for buying me things. I’m into that. Speak up now
FUCKK DUDE they’re switching me from cloth mother to wire mother fuck my stupid moron baka monkey life
when i was a freshman our RA’s name was Hunter but he was vegan so we ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and i still haven’t gotten over that lmao
wish grindr had reviews you would click on someone's profile n see this
#I’ve been saying it would be wild if a dating app lifted the ‘endorse skills’ feature from LinkedIn#you’d like see someone’s profile and those that went on dates with them could endorse them as like ‘good kisser’#or ‘good conversationalist’ or ‘freak in the sheets’#nothing super negative tho bc I feel like that’d get out of hand lol
Anonymous asked:
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter
everyone I’ve talked to at the airport this morning has been so happy and friendly….after living in NYC for a bit I now understand why some ppl find southern hospitality jarring haha
Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure