Meme It Up

That’s his fucking guy!!!

whenever i think about playing stardew valley i realize i don't really want to play stardew valley, what i WANT to play is harvest moon another wonderful life lesbian edition but that doesn't exist

ahem

I WIN

my lame anime girlfriend phoenix wright

50% of my drawing advice is always "ref ref ref studies studies studies figure drawing figure drawing figure drawing mental library mental library" and then the other 50% is "it doesn't have to BE right it just has to LOOK right." (these two things are not in conflict; the former helps you pull off the latter). then i think the natural extension of that one becomes "it doesn't even have to look RIGHT it just has to look GOOD"

I’ve made an observation

My phone takes shitty pictures but I thought y'all would like this

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Body language is completely unique to every single individual person and the science of body language is almost if not completely unreliable and if I have to listen to one more person claim they can “read” me by my body language I’m gonna flip.

MULTIPLE people in my life have told me they can “tell” I’m “self conscious” because I look at my feet when I walk and they say it like they want me to open up about some social insecurities, like I have some wall they’re about to break down and we’ll have a moment

And I tell them the same truth every single time:

As a kid we had two MASSIVE Holly trees in the backyard and my dad and my uncle, both well meaning but perhaps poor planners, said “yes a great place for a swing set is directly beneath those.”

So they built it there and the issue is that entire section of yard was a Minefield of dried Holly leaves with one final mission before they became dirt which was to Stab themselves into a child’s foot

And being that my siblings and I had some feral rage aversion to wearing shoes, we took to running to the swings on our tiptoes, staring at the ground for the leaves

And to this DAY I still look at the ground when I walk out of habit formed by a decade of that

And NO body language guide and NO BBC Sherlock wannabe would EVER source that

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re playing with your hair.”

I’m playing with my hair because I have ADHD and can’t stay still.

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re looking up and to the side.”

I’m looking up and to the side because I have ADHD and can’t hear you if I’m looking directly at you.

“I can tell…”

shut up shut up shut up shut up

Isn’t amazing how much of neurodivergent body language is considered ‘indications of lying’?

context:

there’s no way

I’m crying

Harrison Ford and Ke Huy Quan reunite 38 years after ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom’.

You don't like tumpet? 🎺? bwaaa?

hey there delilah what’s it like in (laszlo cravens worth voice) newww yoahk citaaaeh

translation from portuguese: hey look there’s batman’s car there look. ah. look at batman’s car. look at the size of it. look at who’s driving! THE JOKER!! HAHAHAhehehe son of a bitch stole batman’s car.

BITE