Untitled Goose Game (2020)

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

That’s the Greek god Sousaphones. The other gods don’t like him, but he plays an important role.

I would quietly but sternly reprimand my dog if they did this. Sir, this is not pleasant or necessary.

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

I’m obsessed with this video

My favorite rap lyric of all-time remains, “Bears big as hell.”

'Weather fine, all sails set. Retired worn out; slept soundly'

Live picture of California floating through Kentucky.

HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.

I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species

*very slowly* “OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! You bitches want some JUICE?”

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

World Heritage Post

I still start a lot of sentences with “Fuck you, Baltimore!”

Waddle waddle

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Me in the cereal aisle walking past the Wheaties to get to the Fruity Pebbles.

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

Me and who?

OK the only people I have known who have a garage fridge are Korean and use it for kimchi because they make enough of it they need a Designated Kimchi Fridge, so I get that.

But can my fellow white Americans please explain what you put in the second fridge?

This isn’t wrong because even my Japanese mom put her kimchi in ours. But also, dried seaweed and cases of coke. I’ve never owned a garage fridge. I barely fill my house fridge 🤣

The house fridge keeps food at an acceptable temperature to sustain it for eventual use. The garage fridge is for making cans of soda so cold it would tear the lips off a polar bear.

This is the face you give your friend across the bar after they say they’re not drinking and you see them with a Long Island.

When you get nice new shoes and you show the shoes to your friends and your friends all think the shoes are nice.

im at a taco bell that has fairy lights and several water features? this is the nicest tacobell i have ever seen in my entire life???

hello???

google isn't letting us accept any routes home now

Hotel California looks different than I imagined.

Warm smell of Gorditas rising up through the air.

Yeah like that… 👆🏻