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amanda likes the internet

@continuants / memelibrarian.com

internet librarian who created fandometrics. senior director of trends at xx artists. cat mom to socks, pumpkin and moon. strongly opinionated about crystals, 2000s pop punk, and new jersey. tech witch. polyam bi puddle of glitter. she/her.
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๐Ÿ‚โญ๏ธ๐ŸฆŠ Harvest Quilt ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ

coming to the shop next month

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Palamedes Sextus! Palamedes Sextus! Palamedes Sextus!

Heโ€™s the smartest necromancer ever of his generation. Heโ€™s incredibly kind. His friends are all queer women. His best friend is Camilla Hect (enough said). His mom is a milf. He is in love with a dead girl. Heโ€™s Harrowโ€™s nemesis. Sheโ€™s his poor little meow meow. When he and the woman heโ€™d been in love with for a decade finally met and she blew him off to flirt with a young hot butch, he remained nothing but friendly and polite. He coalesced all the pain and confusion and insecurity and despair into himself again and again and when he realized she had been dead the whole time, he released everything heโ€™d pent up as a god-killing star to destroy both her murderer and himself.

He died. Heโ€™s still alive. Heโ€™s a ghost haunting a memory trapped in a bubble on the outskirts of Hell. He wrote porn for 8 months there.

Jardin des Plantes, Paris ~ย linocut by Evelyne Bouchard.ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย 

LOSING IT over the fact that Nadja and Guillermo spontaneously coordinated their outfits for his first talking head with one of the vampires

they just independently picked the same colors for their special nights away from Lazlo and Nandor

Nadja ๐Ÿคย Guillermo "in love with a dumbass" alliance

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because itโ€™s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

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honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.