Mattel: Barbie has had numerous careers over the years

Me: but not…. Assassin

barbies definitely been an asassin. she just doesnt tell people so she can keep her friends safe

what kind of profession allows and demand the changing to multiple careers? barbie have always been an assassin, all other jobs were just cover and disguises 

Y'all are right. It explains why Jem and Bratz are dead.

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

Same energy

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

I have never reblogged anything so fast

non-gendered alternative to ‘welcome ladies and gentlemen’

400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.

i love housesitting because it’s the opposite of rent…like ur gonna pay me to pet your cat and eat your perishables and shower in your fancy bathroom? ok?????

I’m tired of girls trying to invalidate their own feelings during times of pain, especially to their friends. Your break up meant something. That friendship you lost was a hard blow. I understand why you feel tired this semester. Sometimes this “modern woman” stereotype is patriarchy’s last attempt; patriarchy disguised as feminism. You don’t have to be “wise beyond your years”; your pain and crying does not mean you are not intelligent. If you feel your friends demand justification for your pain and ordeals, they’re not friends. You’re strong but human. Remind yourself emotional space is part of liberation.

Hogwarts Classes as John Mulaney Quotes

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

— Virginia Satir  (via fyp-psychology)

Me talking to my depression, anxiety, ed and inner demons before I go out with friends for the night

raise ur hand if You’re tryin real hard but it’s gettin worse n worse evryday