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JOHN WATSON: EX SOLDIER, DOCTOR, BLOGGING EXTRAORDINAIRE. ➭ BEST FRIEND TO SHERLOCK HOLMES(?)
➭ BAGGED THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS(?) LIFE IS SIMPLE. LIFE IS GOOD(?)
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yOU CANNOT REPLACE JOHN WATSON WITH A KITTEN YOU POO POO HEAD

      “Funny, isn’t that what he did to me?”

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       ”I’ll tell you exactly what you were thinking, Sherlock. You were thinking it’d be such a barrel of laughs to throw yourself off’f Barts bloody hospital for a jolly while every man and his flipping dog were in on it all except your so called best friend!”

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     ”You would have given it all away if you’d known! You have many admirable qualities, John, but acting is not one of them.” He’s pretty sure he’s going to kill the man. How can John be so blind to what’s right in front of him?

     ”Didn’t take you long to find solace in your usual comfort zone, did it? Just crawled into the nearest bed you could find. You always were terribly predictable.”

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           "Do tell me if I've got all of this twisted somehow, but you put me through—through that, for the sake of the possibilityno, the certainty in your eyes, that I'd blab? Assuming that means you don't trust me?" Shitting Christ. Every damned thing really is being brought out from under the woodwork, here. Two years worth of it. 

"You've got no room to talk. 'Sides, it's none of your business what I've done, did and currently do. None. At. All."

Anonymous asked:

yOU CANNOT REPLACE JOHN WATSON WITH A KITTEN YOU POO POO HEAD

      “Funny, isn’t that what he did to me?”

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          “It’s got nothing to do with how long I’d known her for—in fact it’s none of your business, you have no say whatsoever, if you’d hadn’t have beenif you’d have been here—”

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      “Oh yes, how selfish of me, leaving you in order to save your life and prevent an international terrorism ring from taking you out along with everyone else I care about. What on earth was I thinking.”

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     "I’ll tell you exactly what you were thinking, Sherlock. You were thinking it’d be such a barrel of laughs to throw yourself off’f Barts bloody hospital for a jolly while every man and his flipping dog were in on it all except your so called best friend!”

Anonymous asked:

yOU CANNOT REPLACE JOHN WATSON WITH A KITTEN YOU POO POO HEAD

      “Funny, isn’t that what he did to me?”

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       ”Nothing. Seems like I’ll be leaving with much more than I bargained for, however.”

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     ”Oh, don’t act like it isn’t true. How long had you known her, anyway? Six months? A year, at most. Hardly long enough to be tying the knot.”

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        “It’s got nothing to do with how long I’d known her for—in fact it’s none of your business, you have no say whatsoever, if you’d hadn’t have beenif you’d have been here—”

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yOU CANNOT REPLACE JOHN WATSON WITH A KITTEN YOU POO POO HEAD

      “Funny, isn’t that what he did to me?”

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    “——————?

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      “What do you want.” He honestly hadn’t known John had been standing there, but no way in hell is he going to apologize.

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     "Nothing. Seems like I'll be leaving with much more than I bargained for, however."

"Is that a lobster?"

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     ”—Yes. Obviously, John, use your brain.”

      Again, no real hesitation. Why he’s got a full-sized live lobster sitting on the counter when it’s clearly not for eating goes unexplained.

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              “Care to enlighten me as to why there’s a huge arse lobster occupying our kitchen, Sherlock? Anytime this year would be just splendid.”

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      “Shell disease.” He motions with a gloved hand to the spotty pattern on the lobster’s shell. “I’m not hurting it, don’t worry. It was infected when it was given to me.”

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       "—And this so happens to have any relation to anything because…?” Not harming it. At least there’s that. Sherlock’s certainly doing something to the damned thing and he doesn’t even need to comprehend what. 

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SEND ME ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO SEE HOW MY MUSE REACTS.

  • "Are you sure?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you."
  • "Forgive me."
  • "I don’t understand."
  • "Have you ever been afraid like this?"
  • "I don’t want to talk to you anymore."
  • "You wouldn’t understand."
  • "How could you do this?"
  • "Your problems are not of my concern."
  • "I don’t get it."
  • "Want to talk about it?"
  • "Nobody else seemed to notice."
  • "I thought you were different."
  • "Do you love me?"
  • "I understand."
  • "Mind if I sleep here tonight?"
  • "How long has it been since you last slept?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you."
  • "Can I trust you?"
  • "I’m so sorry."
  • "Don’t go. Please."
  • "I’m the same, you know."
  • "Just go. Leave."
  • "And if I don’t?"
  • "You lied to me."
  • "I thought it would be easier to leave."

"Is that a lobster?"

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     ”—Yes. Obviously, John, use your brain.”

      Again, no real hesitation. Why he’s got a full-sized live lobster sitting on the counter when it’s clearly not for eating goes unexplained.

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              "Care to enlighten me as to why there's a huge arse lobster occupying our kitchen, Sherlock? Anytime this year would be just splendid."

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A small kitten climbs into the detective's lap, looking up with a soft mew.

     What on earth.

      “Who do you belong to?” He picks the thing up, checking for a collar. At least the little thing doesn’t seem to have fleas. Though honestly, he’s never been fond of cats regardless of how hygienic they are.

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          “What on earth have you got there, Sherlock?”

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      “A cat, apparently.” He’s holding it awkwardly while it reaches its paws toward him. Uncomfortably, he holds it out to John. “Take it.”

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         "Yes, that is most certainly a cat. Now, the real question is, where did it come from and what's to be done with it?" John takes the kitten in hand just as awkwardly. Has Sherlock become a magnet for cats while he's been out at work ? Good lord. 

Anonymous asked:

A small kitten climbs into the detective's lap, looking up with a soft mew.

     What on earth.

      “Who do you belong to?” He picks the thing up, checking for a collar. At least the little thing doesn’t seem to have fleas. Though honestly, he’s never been fond of cats regardless of how hygienic they are.

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          "What on earth have you got there, Sherlock?"

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What is the future of tables?

             ”If you were to push a button made of glue, would that                   make you dizzy, or would you copy-paste apples for a living?                  Shush.”

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          "Flesh wounds, the ultimate attention seeker."