Live, Laugh, Lasagna.

Nyle DiMarco by Deonté Lee behind the scenes of Ariana Grande’s 7 Rings ASL version.

Is this… grand theft alto?

How did this get 176 notes?

I guess music puns just might be my forte.

Women: I want a man who cares about me.

Men: That’s why you single.

the office vs parks and recreation

i love being grabbed!!!! like yes, grab my face to make me pay attention!!!! grab my hair while you’re kissing me!!! grab my thighs!!!! grab me!!!!!!

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

Viral Deer-Feeding Teen Kelvin Peña Creates Everybody Eats Foundation to Help Feed Families

While most people would have taken that 15 minutes of fame to capitalize and make some money for themselves, Kelvin did the exact opposite, he used his newfound notoriety to help others. That all came to a head this Thanksgiving when Kelvin and his Everybody Eats Foundation came together to provide 120 turkeys to churches and food pantries and over 30 thanksgiving meals to needy families.

“Gaining all of these eyes on me made me realize I can make an even bigger impact on this world. And that nothing makes me happier than helping people.”

News the media doesn’t want you to hear.. This makes me want to cry, dude got internet famous and then fed the homeless. This is real as fuck!

I still don’t understand people who think it’s perfectly acceptable to outright torture “unpleasant” animals. I’m not saying you can’t smack mosquitoes, but pulling their wings off alive, going out of your way to make sure they die slowly, is creepy and horrible to do no matter what. They aren’t bloodsucking parasites specifically to spite you, they aren’t being cruel or mean. Any animal deserves at least a quick death if it has to die, and you can’t say “that’s just a bug” because I’ve definitely seen almost everybody come together with rage over cruelty towards butterflies or ladybugs..

People show the same attitude towards reptiles, rodents, anything they don’t like, as if an animal being dangerous or inconvenient is an actual act of “evil” on that animal’s part and they have to suffer some kind of karmic punishment for …….the way they evolved I guess?

I’ve even heard of people getting stung by a jellyfish and going out of their way to leave it in the sun to dry up and die. We don’t know what if anything jellyfish can “feel” but that doesn’t make an act like that any less twisted. That overall senseless, spiteful obsession with vengeance is just creepy as shit.

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

You know what absolutely boggles my mind? That healthy people exist. Genuinely healthy people. No mental illness, no physical illness, no chronic illness. Just healthy. What a life that must be. 

This fucks with my head though. There are people who get up and feel… Awake, and then they go and just… Do their adult responsibilities without feeling anxious or upset? They just return phonecalls? Answer calls from unknown numbers? Don’t procrastinate doing important things until is a huge problem that makes you cry??

That sounds fake.

Do you think the Russian agents were briefed beforehand on what a shithole this website is, or did some poor bastard in Krasnoyarsk get blindsided by their first random anon demanding their opinion on whether or not sexbot yiffing is problematic or empowering

Pretty sure that generation has been dead for awhile but ok, pretend one thing has something to do with another

The end of Jim Crow laws was in the 1950′s. The first black student to attend a formerly all white school was Ruby Bridges in 1960. 

Here she is being walked to school under the protection of Federal Marshals because angry white people were ready to harm or kill her. 

Here she is in 2010, eight years ago. 

The generation that enforced segregation is not dead, fucko. They were our fuckin grandparents, and it was not that goddamn long ago. 

Google is free. 

— S.C. Lourie (via purplebuddhaquotes)

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

I feel like this captures the true spirit of what it means to accept women. It would not have been hard for a guy to make a joke at teenage girls’ expense, we see it in our culture everywhere. Whatever teenage girls love is mocked endlessly, and it’s only very recently people have started pointing it out. Stephen Hawking took the opportunity to tell a joke and use it to not only encourage those girls to pursue science, but also to encourage what they already love and show his acceptance that it’s okay to love and enjoy that thing in a positive way. It’s such a small, but huge thing all at once, and I adore it. 

There’s so many “think of how far you’ve come and how much progress you’ve made” posts so this goes out to everyone who haven’t seen any progress yet. Here’s to the people who it has yet to get easier for. Here’s to the people who are still at rock bottom. Here’s to the people who just started. Here’s to the people who are struggling everyday without feeling like they’re going somewhere. I see you. And it will get easier. Your hard work will pay off. Just hold on and keep on fighting, cause someday you’re gonna be able to look back and see how far you’ve come and you’ll be thankful and happy that you took up this struggle, that you held on through the hard times, that you kept on fighting. It’s hard now - but it IS going to get easier and it is going to be worth it.

— Charles Bukowski (via quotemadness)

I’ve always wondered when I was riding a dude dick if he ever thought “damn this is a heavy ass bitch” jeez

lol

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)