they all hate me for my pathetically small bong
Whatever
thats not a bong thats a bing
companies will be like “we’re so proud we don’t make anything with feathers, leather or fur” and then make stuff out of synthetic materials that will not decompose but will shed micro-plastics with every wash like…..yas so good for the animals so animals rights
reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from
hrelp
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
I asked an ornithologist about this today and he said that they can't remember the nineties. "They're dumb," he said.
I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic
anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
Sentences that explain like 70% of America
As an autistic person I do not identify with the “autism creature” meme. I am an autism monstrosity, I am an autism beast, I am even an autism horror.
These are not mutually exclusive
I know
I’ve decided it’s name is GTFO to represent how I feel when I have a sensory overload, this is serious and canon
they’re friends
my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”
oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed
theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome
people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence
gnome
what was that. did you guys see that
wtf
in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
What about American idiot
well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one
i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent
Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear
Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.
By Talos, this can’t be happening.
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES TO TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM DOG
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
lettuce-queen-is-valid
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
babyitaliano
Men will see a mouse and eat it
lettuce-queen-is-valid
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
babyitaliano
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
fraggle rockers in the house tonight
actually its fraggle rock is
are you talking to yourself
mind your business