pure gold
Plate XXVIII. “Spotted shark (rhinodon) - seventy feet long - rising under a canoe.” Marvels of animal life. 1885. Whale shark.
Protesters gather for a vigil outside the White House in Washington, DC following the victory by Donald Trump in the presidential election on November 9, 2016. YURI GRIPAS/AFP/Getty Images
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.
Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
I will always reblog this post, because it works!! Even when coming up to a large group of teenage lads, who are taking up the entire pathway and had not moved for adult males let alone anyone else, got the HELL out of the way for the murder walk!!!
Always reblog for the Murder Walk.
Question, will the murder walk work for people under the height of 5′5″?
The murder walk does work if you’re under 5'5"! Having resting bitchface and wearing a lot of black helps.
I’m a small 5'3" and have been called intimidating by multiple people. I’m actually a marshmallow, but my face and the way I walk and talk say “intimidating” somehow
Even just the solid posture and flat expression- something about the, ‘too busy for your shit, would gladly sell your kidneys’ aura keeps the drunk creeps on the train from trying to chat
yes sexism but also confidence. and Miss Theron is a goddess.
Not sure of how I thought I’d be when I turned 23 but I don’t think I imagined being up at 3am, on my own accord, watching videos of goats climbing trees. Didn’t see that one coming.
sakila and hawa from team detroit featuring at the brave new voices finals!!!!
so much yes. Well done ladies.
so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.
Signal boosting this shit
I need time to forget about Sleepy Gary.
I was driving past a business here in the Houston Heights, when I glimpsed this painted on the side of the building. I recognized that iconic WWII poster before I realized it was not just any woman, but 14 year old Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl who was attacked for wanting an education. The words next to her are her quote, ( “I don’t mind if I have to sit on the floor at school.) All I want is education. And I’m afraid of no one.”
This is gorgeous.
yes
If you couldn’t tell already, NASA is having a great year. From Pluto to food grown in space, even in the face of budget cuts, the nation’s space agency had some stellar highlights. Most mysteriously of all, a spacecraft found two eerily bright lights on a distant dwarf planet.
3 main types of the signs
is my life a big game? am I setting myself up or did I get set up? Or was everything a set up. Because now i think the whole trail i followed since I got out of highschool has been leading up to me being broken and put back together. WHO ARE YOU?!
Hey! I haven’t been on here for quite a while I hope your crisis has had it’s denouement by this time. A quick tidbit of what I have learned: life is a game, it’s all about playing your pieces correctly but failure isn’t an end point it’s a via point. You break because you can be stronger. You find people to reinforce you, who care about you, respect who you are and who you care about too but you are the one who has to hold yourself up to get though rough times. Be your own hero. and find music that keeps you going :P Who am I though? I am now a college grad! So glad to be free and in some debt.... Finding more things I love doing and finding more people I love knowing. It’s mostly pretty awesome.
Cat Burger
WELCOME TO CAT BURGER HOME OF THE CAT BURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR CAT
Coolest graphic ever, except that it should say “American Sign Language” as sign is different in every country and this isn’t the sign for I Love You in every country.


