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A Bitter Optimist :{D

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This is just kind of a menagerie of thoughts with different artists, photos etc. that make me happy. I hope you enjoy some of them as well. Otherwise, I'm just another college kid trying to figure things out though. Feel free to message me if you feel so inclined. :) var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write('<script src="http://s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site=ID2296183&e1=cool person. You should feel special. &e2=cool people. &r=' + ref + '"><\/script>');

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

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youcangofindatree

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

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Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

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reddobastard

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

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countrysidewitchery

I will always reblog this post, because it works!! Even when coming up to a large group of teenage lads, who are taking up the entire pathway and had not moved for adult males let alone anyone else, got the HELL out of the way for the murder walk!!!

Always reblog for the Murder Walk.

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demigods-greatest-warriors

Question, will the murder walk work for people under the height of 5′5″?

The murder walk does work if you’re under 5'5"! Having resting bitchface and wearing a lot of black helps.

I’m a small 5'3" and have been called intimidating by multiple people. I’m actually a marshmallow, but my face and the way I walk and talk say “intimidating” somehow

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whoopsrobots

Even just the solid posture and flat expression- something about the, ‘too busy for your shit, would gladly sell your kidneys’ aura keeps the drunk creeps on the train from trying to chat

yes sexism but also confidence. and Miss Theron is a goddess. 

hallucinogenxz-deactivated20220

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

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thisislokisdivision

Signal boosting this shit

I was driving past a business here in the Houston Heights, when I glimpsed this painted on the side of the building. I recognized that iconic WWII poster before I realized it was not just any woman, but 14 year old Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani girl who was attacked for wanting an education. The words next to her are her quote, ( “I don’t mind if I have to sit on the floor at school.) All I want is education. And I’m afraid of no one.”

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emilyvgordon

This is gorgeous.

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yes

3 main types of the signs

aries 1: energetic, restless, easily excitable
aries 2: quiet, hardworking and really intelligent, honest and reliable
aries 3: emotional, very caring, a little socially awkward, optimistic
taurus 1: a little lazy, great taste in everything, loves the good things in life and wants to enjoy themselves
taurus 2: social media god/goddess, great (maybe goofy) sense of humour, kindest person ever
taurus 3: super hard working, family and friend oriented, tough exterior but soft on the inside
gemini 1: very intelligent, never ending curiosity, charming and friendly
gemini 2: introverted, maybe a little socially awkward, great sense of humour
gemini 3: a little unreliable/unpredictable, very sociable, kind and clever
cancer 1: emotional, very affectionate, caring, possibly clingy
cancer 2: independent, reliable, good sense of humour, optimistic
cancer 3: emotional/moody, very sociable, selfish tendencies
leo 1: a little narcissistic, charming, incredibly loyal
leo 2: quiet and introverted, shy, kindest and very down to earth
leo 3: incredibly creative, great sense of humour, possibly selfish, sociable
virgo 1: quiet and very intelligent, organised and analytical
virgo 2: social and friendly, joker, very creative
virgo 3: more introvert, very creative, kind and honest
libra 1: very social, a little fickle, possibly selfish
libra 2: introvert but outgoing with friends, very intelligent, great sense of humour
libra 3: very serious, introvert, quiet but kind and selfless
scorpio 1: very intense, short temper, loves their friends and family more than anything
scorpio 2: quiet and introverted, very intelligent, absolutely selfless
scorpio 3: very social, great sense of humour, easily excitable and hyperactive
sagittarius 1: loud, good sense of humour, very active
sagittarius 2: philosophical, introverted, very intelligent
sagittarius 3: friendly, intelligent, kind and humorous
capricorn 1: hard-working, practical, reliable
capricorn 2: good sense of humour, doesn't like schedules, independent and rebellious
capricorn 3: sociable, friendly, loyal and hard-working
aquarius 1: outgoing, good sense of humour, kind
aquarius 2: very intelligent, introverted, unemotional
aquarius 3: really into the arts, friendly, selfless
pisces 1: very creative, caring and compassionate
pisces 2: good (maybe silly) sense of humour, very talkative, friendly
pisces 3: very intelligent, introverted, quiet and selfless
Anonymous asked:

is my life a big game? am I setting myself up or did I get set up? Or was everything a set up. Because now i think the whole trail i followed since I got out of highschool has been leading up to me being broken and put back together. WHO ARE YOU?!

Hey! I haven’t been on here for quite a while I hope your crisis has had it’s denouement by this time. A quick tidbit of what I have learned: life is a game, it’s all about playing your pieces correctly but failure isn’t an end point it’s a via point. You break because you can be stronger. You find people to reinforce you, who care about you, respect who you are and who you care about too but you are the one who has to hold yourself up to get though rough times. Be your own hero. and find music that keeps you going :P  Who am I though?  I am now a college grad! So glad to be free and in some debt.... Finding more things I love doing and finding more people I love knowing. It’s mostly pretty awesome.