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UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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CHIP / 20+ / ANY PRONOUNS
welcome to my blog i hope you enjoy your stay ! chips the name and drawing bloody old men is my game
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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

This is George Costanza behavior

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

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The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

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If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

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the bus should be free and airplane tickets should cost $10 max and tsa agents should apologize to everyone they talk to

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But I wanted a kiss…

[ID. A three-panel comic. In panel one, Van Helsing smiles and holds Jack Seward’s bandaged arm gently, as Jack, dazed from blood loss, stares at him with anticipation. Jack has a slight blush on his cheek and spirals around his head. A speech bubble over Van Helsing’s head reads: “I think the good doctor deserves a reward.” A heart-shaped speech bubble beside Jack reads “Oh…?” Panel two shows a circular sticker with a blood droplet mascot in the Sonic Adventure pose, and the words “I gave blood today” in all caps circle the mascot. Radiating white lines emphasize the sticker. In panel three, Jack stands with the sticker on his suit lapel, and a sour expression. He holds a full glass of port wine in his hand. END ID.]