this is the bonfire post. Everything before and after this strays from the bonfire. Stay awhile for a place of respite, and reblog to become a firekeeper

there's only room in the afterlife for one crazy bitch you gotta go back dude

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

I will always reblog this.

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.

@signoraviolettavalery I meant to ask last night if you’d ever seen this comic before.

yes, yes I have and it is excellent :)

i wish all gas and electricity firms a very happy die

was talking to a guest when Sandworm began to emerge from my pocket to his great alarm

I'm more concerned about your lack of legs

don’t worry I sold them to a sea witch in exchange for her voice

This disembodied torso cannot hurt me this disembodied torso cannot hurt me this disembodied torso cannot hurt me this dis

it’s coming to get you Barbara

i love this silent hill villain thank you

also @ non-fate followers: the tl;dr of the fate franchise is that it’s a world where you can summon various historical and/or mythological figures to fight. Usually this happens during “holy grail wars,” aka battle royals between mages where the last pair standing (mage + histomythical figure) each gets one wish to come true.

this leads to various fun takes such as “King Arthur was a woman who feels intense guilt over failing her kingdom and wishes to find a better king for britain” or “vlad the impaler was not a vampire, but so many people believe it nowadays that when he gets summoned it’s as a vampire and he fucking hates it.”

As well as pretty neat character interactions like “King Arthur (leader of the wild hunt edition) and Florence Nightingale are married lesbians” or “Billy the Kid and Miyamoto Musashi aggressively flirt by threatening to murder each other”

i’ve said this before i think, but i believe neco-arc is as evil as they are because arcueid, their blueprint, is very much a doggirl, and NOT a catgirl like nasu+takeuchi try to trick you into thinking

golden retriever.

Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔

Hahaha. I don't understand what you're saying. Come on, let's go implement the Must Haves for this next development sprint

You guys are being funny today, haha. Let's have lunch and we can go over the software architecture one more time.

Autistic dragons lashing their tails for the stimulation even though other dragons read it as aggressive/angry

Autistic dragons with unconventional ideas about what constitutes "treasure" for their hoards

Autistic dragons refusing to hunt certain prey because Bad Texture

Yes exactly you understand me! Another autistic dragon who avoids fire entirely because it's too bright and hurts their eyes. And another who breathes fire all the time even at inappropriate moments because it feels good in their throat and warm on their scales

THE OWL HOUSE IS BACK THIS OCTOBER 15TH LET'S GOOOOO

What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

oc brainrot. is real

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

@sunsetapex

I got you, bae

Thanks luv

Yasmine Wüster

ID: a four-panel comic drawn in shades of black, white, and blue-green. the text reads “being the odd one out / became unbearable / so I became just / what they feared.” the first panel shows a sheep with a black face and legs standing apart from other, pure white sheep. panels 2 and 3 illustrate a transformation sequence in which the black sheep gradually discards the fluffy white wool covering its body. In panel 4, the animal is revealed to have turned into a black wolf, eyes glowing faintly, teeth bared, with only a few scraps of white wool and some spatterings of blood clinging to its body still.

/end ID

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

full respect to the person from kotaku who wrote this and is 100% done with royalist bullshit

LMFAOOOOOOO