thesongoflife-deactivated202203
I cried a bunch today so I pulled myself together and covered the Hey Ya cover The Blanks did in Scrubs. Watch me fuck up a bunch as my cat licks his asshole in the background - probably out of admiration.
summary of my last couple weeks
my cactus has had slouching issues for years but look it grew a flower crown!!!
When you don’t feel like trying but you’re still cute
SO, okay! I’ve been super absent from this site for the past year! Um! And it occurred to me that maybe some people don’t know what I look like? Well, here’s what I’ve been up to
Being a part of the rowing team has shown me the sheer magnitude of human potential. Put a person in a boat, hand them an oar, give them a taste of what winning feels like—and soon enough, they will be practicing for five hours a day, will be getting up three hours before the rest of their campus to row in subzero temperatures, and will have the unstoppable willpower of a champion.
Amy Yao, Coxswain (via coxcalling)
FISHMAS CHRIS, THE CHRISTMAS FISH!!!


